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BENGHAZI: 4 deathsTHE CORONAVIRUS UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: 194,000+ deathsyour move, dumbass way to really hit the moral high ground running there, Flakeass awww, this has made Trump supporters angry

BRYAN ADAMS: wrote my first real racist tweet / my career already in decline / blaming the Chinese for my lack of income / was the summer of COVID

SCIENTISTS: flying into the sun is bad for youDONALD TRUMP: sorry, but my chief advisor, who has a background in sticking gerbils up his ass, strongly disagreesSEAN HANNITY: what are

BREAKING: Shaun King has died at the age of 40. A representative for the late Mr. King said that he immediately passed away after asking if Brian Schatz, a co-sponsor