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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed.

There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, "Mad, let's file

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, "What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!" Next time the sink was dripping,

Can you donate your kidney for the person you are dating right now? Lets help each other grow...I follow back

A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of UNILAG, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies,