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i walk around like that witch.

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We get it, you’re pretty without makeup. But bitch if you don’t learn how to do a simple beat, stop looking 15 at the grown and sexy functions. Makeup is

My dad: “Did you lift the hood and check the oil?”Me: If you’re reading this, CHECK YOUR OIL BITCH not tomorrow, today.and listen to @TheWineDownPod’s new episode about romance

it’s crazy how the vagina will tell you when a man is not for you. if you start fucking him, and all of a sudden your pH is off all