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Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven Also there's a good chunk

Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentionedMan: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions Imagining a guy doing this with traditionally feminine

A vote for Biden is a vote for Trump Biden can't beat Trump so by voting for him you're effectively saying you want trump to win If your argument is

Horace lose loved oneHorace turn to astrologyHorace cope For every dollar you venmo me is an hour I will stay off twitter Thank you Kelly. You have removed the hour

Tell me the wish you'd give a genie and I'd tell you how it would turn out poorly Well that was fun for 5 seconds

Fun Fact: No there are not!https://twitter.com/entk1234/status/1246998916417142785 This just in: words mean things

Bored. Reply with a word you just made up and I'll give you the definition The responses that sound like alternate names for the villain of Phineas and Ferb are

Crazy how only 0.000002% of the American population decided to work really hard so that they could become billionaires. Can't believe everyone is so lazy Being born into obscene wealth