#Today

Matthew Cortland, Esq

mattbc

Apparently, the country is running low on codeine – a medication that helps keep me alive (now's a great time to start TPN, right???)And there isn't any for me to

i’m the blah guy, duh

Angeflomusic

While we’re all sharing stories of this her, here are my texts from her as a person who had the misfortune of matching with her. For the context to the

Claudio (COMMISSIONS OPEN)

WarlockClaudio

tw// homophobia, emotional abuse, uncensored slurs, depressionMy mom let me buy purple hair dye today, and it was a very big deal for me- even if she didn't know it.

∞ savage ✡️🏳️‍🌈

cebsilver

Well kids, it happened - after 7 years with this company - I just got laid off. If you need a business analyst who knows how to play with data

Sarah

sarahvanpelt

It seems appropriate on World Penguin Day to note there is a Pingu for almost every emotion I’ve had during lockdown And on my daily socially distant walk Discovering the

⌘ + 🍫🎃

shellscape

After two weeks of planning a switch and outlet purchase from @Lowes for our whole-home remodel, I went into the store today to make the buy, only to find out

Gaff-Flied

FliedGaff

Bernie Sanders is protesting the Wisconsin primary today by *checks notes* having his supporters phone bank in Wisconsin to GOTV. Wow, what moral high ground. Loads of phonebanking events, all

Shivam Vij 🇮🇳

DilliDurAst

That’s Modi speaking in Sasaram today. Why does he continue to be the only politician in India to use a Presidential teleprompter? To answer this question we’ll have to understand

The Forum

wcforummedia

Today the Utah Department of Health is reporting 1,738 COVID-19 cases and 148 related hospitalizations. There have been no new deaths since yesterday's update. This data represents an increase of

AZ Serpent

SerpentLmao

If you get hacked/logged out today out of anything... it's your fault for not having the common sense to not sign into shady websites. all these fortnite kids never research

kinktober, pinned tweet

mikkellmish

Kinktober Day 2, Thighfucking (and a hint of dub-con if you squint really hard, but not exactly)NSFWDom+Top!Will, Sub+Bottom!Hannibal"Sweetheart, I've had such a long day..." NSFW 1/8Sometimes, Will comes home to

Brandi Buchman

BBuchman_CNS

Remember Steve Linick? The State Dept watchdog ousted during probes into Secy of State Pompeo’s alleged misuse of funds? The man Linick accused of "bullying" him, under Secy of State

fero #FLAME

crvtywoo

dear minhee; to my dearest kang minhee, you look very happy and healthy today, thank you for looking so beautiful everyday, i love you so much mini, good night

Alex Berenson

AlexBerenson

And here’s updated Florida data (remember, Florida just went on a relatively loose lockdown, no way it could be having an impact yet): 2000 FEWER patients and 200 FEWER ICU

David Malebranche, MD, MPH

DMalebranche

The air in the exam room felt thick when I walked in."Are you John?" I asked."Yup," he replied, never looking up from his cell phone."Nice to meet you, I'm Dr.

Sean Jones QC

seanjonesqc

Two things stuck with me today. The first was the documentary on BBC2 about an Italian hospital tackling the Coronavirus. The second was Mark Francois’s graceless letter to Barnier. /1