#Swear

Dr. Glaucomflecken

DGlaucomflecken

I swear to god if the cure for COVID-19 ends up having something to do with the Krebs cycle I'm gonna fucking lose it The NBME when researchers from Austria

Sean Garrette

seangarrette

Idk if this makes sense but, in my head i’ve created a character of myself. I plan everything they do and accomplish and it mimics my real life. it’s almost

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orphicvis

if I have one more person come in my mentions with pedo jokes bc of my pfp I swear I'm gonna find a way to slap the sht out of

Raye Sashay

heyheyraye

me: I should work on writing my fic!Also me: what if instead I looked up quotes from the 1913 stage play Pygmalion to put at the beginning of the chapters

Jo Luehmann

JoLuehmann

There is no such thing as bad words. Words are just an element of speech, a tool of communication. There are simply bad ways to use words, like it is

Fei

eatfeilove

1. I’ve been social distancing EXCEPT for Passover tonight. I had contact tonight with couple of friends (3) that I’m close with and I trust. I feel like there is

reel

KaiserOfDust

dont mess with the h3h3 fandomwe will dislike bomb videos without even watching them i swear im gonna be mad if gokanaru gets shat on because of this

Rooh

jehlimus

ICYMI. Thread for people who hesitate to ask what certain things mean. Feel free to add more.1.Istg- I swear to GodTbh- to be honestNgl- not going to lieFgs- for God’s

Iago Montana

MrReciprocity

In my attempts to figure out why my microphone is buzzing, I have determined that it only actually buzzes when I put it in the position I need it in

ollie ⭐️ (store open!✨)

venvs_comb

I’m still livid, and can’t stop thinking about it... he’s the love of my life and I swear I would protect him at all costs, I would do anything for

Reconnect

ReconnectTC

OkaySo I'm watching Despair Arc, right?Chisa is way too likeableI have a bad feeling Ryota is pretty cool too I like Hajime and Mahiru in this,and Gundham is Gundham. DID

rabies sama

catboykomaeda

im crying rn i accidentally said a slur i didnt know in a server that i thought it was nickname now i feel so sick i cantbreaghe through my nose

egG

EstherClifford_

pls i sound so frunk rn and j alson just typing like i am lmoa i can’t even spell pricness princess** but i swear i’m not drink drunk^^^**** un what

Squid 💙

squidzalabim

My manager texted me asking for my address cuz the boss wanted to send something over to me and I sure as hell know it's those dumb work productivity books

Amy-Splained™ (Ames) 🧶

JustAmyZing

*Tell me about your worst date ever.*I went to dinner with this guy I liked & I think he liked me. He looked me in the eyes & told me

Smash for Wii U Slander Account

rock_EXP

wish i could leave this house i'm just so fucking tired of having to deal with my stepdad who i swear on my life is HELLBENT on taking the fun