#Quarantine

Michal

Miexriir

Last night my friends threw a PowerPoint party on Zoom where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture; the theme was “quarantine & slowly going insane”I went 6 minutes

Mark Mahoney

markmahoney

I know it’s way too late to be asking this but do people jerk off to ASMR? It’s like someone assembled a fetish from a box that was missing parts.

Juggalocialism #BLM

UweBollocks

Here's a simple 3 ingredient meal you can make for the entire family with items from your refrigerator during quarantine Look, to all of you yelling at me, I haven't

TayoTwitch

TayoTwitch

1 month into quarantine Possibly losing sanity but I'm much more happier, I get to what I want everyday and slowly getting more productive and creative. I have no Fear

Muppet Fart

ZackCorbin

Quarantine got my social skills all fucked up. Wtf is happening to me? I can, literally, feel my body shutting down mid conversation. Stay tuned to this thread as I

Jess Taylor

jessfcknsayit

My partner took my dog out for a piss around quarter to 3am and I haven’t been able to fall asleep since. Let’s see how the rest of my day

William C. Saacke

aka_Skee

I don’t know if this list is accurate but let’s assume it is. What does it tell us? There are more people who choose to have an abortion than who

The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow

atomic_elbow

Also real quick here’s 5 seconds of me juggling three limes. I firmly believe that it is shameful to be seen juggling, but quarantine changes a person.

Sofie Hagen

SofieHagen

So those lockers they have at schools in American films - do you have those in the UK too? I’ve never seen them in Denmark. Has anyone tried both? What’s

Jo 🇺🇸

freefrmtyranny

1) There are no coincidences. Dates are VERY important. Please tell me what I’m seeing here, because now I’ll be certified as a conspiracy theorist? It’s only conspiracy if it’s

Danielle Arceneaux

brooklynzydeco

Hi, contact tracer here. Based on publicly available knowledge, I'm going to attempt to trace this WH outbreak, working off the assumption that there was a positive case at the Rose

Sohini Chattopadhyay

popeyed

A lot of folks have asked my about my #airindia flight from Washington DC to Delhi, so here are some details: middle seats are filled, and those getting middle seats

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Lin_Manuel

Wife hack/life hack: lotion your feet to CAPACITY then throw the socks on and let ‘em marinateJust saying, I’m walking but I’mg l i d i n g Also just

Albert Raqueño

albertraqueno

meron ba kayong mga recent food discoveries ngayong quarantine na sobrang sarap pala? pwedeng ulam, snack, drink o kahit ano na bagong tuklas### hahaha ako ito HAHA

Jekanyika

tedoex

Ok. Not sure if anyone has tweeted about how Zim is handling COVID-19 and returnees but here is my experience (will actually start with pre-arrival). [Long Thread] Thanks to WhatsApp

Clay Travis

ClayTravis

Based on the data from studies in New York City, Boston, Stanford/Santa Clara County, & USC/LA County it now seems quite clear that the coronavirus is far more common and