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sessifet25
Them: You should make sure everything has a fixed place and is visible so your ADHD brain doesn't lose track of important items!Me: I own a cat, motherfuckers. My fixed
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Justin Russo
FlyByKnite
Clippers had Paul George and/or Kawhi Leonard on the floor for the first 41:28 of this game. That now means the team has had at least one of them on
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
asemota
A country built on lies. Lie #1. There is a country. There is no country, it is just an amalgamation of interests. There is no basis for nationhood other than
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wa Mucunu
mwabilimwagodi
Okay. Wait a minute. Kanyus was not joking. Let me laugh for a minute I have questions: Thread. 1. What is this excess gas in a cylinder phenomena? I
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Caleb
CalebSchrader
Tbh I miss my bro but I forgot what was nasty probably yellin at the nasty ass people next door who pissed on the floor Also imma continue this thread
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Bhargavi..
smna17
Just can't stop laughing North Karnataka Kannada dialect rocks..Ye half noodles quarter gobi S*magana, na helde nayi handi ili heggna jondgya tinnanth naa helde? Haalu kudadu saali kaliro andra.....Watch
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🏴☠️•محارب أمازيغي•🇲🇦
muharib_amazigh
C’est le pire égareur lui limite j’ai envie de dehek devant ses vidéos tellement elles sont ridicules https://twitter.com/lancieen_/status/1252258640658083844
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Putri
josyeon
now I can't hold my laugh even he's doing nothing #HospitalPlaylist uh ok. a father material
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Malik.
malxkwest
man said I fooled the whole tl with a fake postcode and you man believed it this whole app ain’t got shit on man you lot think I care about
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Mallaury
iam_mallaury
Svp faites on va faire un thread des vidéos drôles de réactions qu’on a dans nos téléphone . Mdr je cherche de nouvelles . Moi ma préféré franchement c’est celle
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Elisheva Black Jewish Mermaid Princess🧜🏾♀️👸🏾✡
Eli7ChicnSweet
This took place about 5 yrs ago: A BT with me: " Why is there foil everywhere in the kitchen? It's like a sci fi movie"Me:" What do you mean?!
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Olóyè.
oloye__
You mean all the real life poverty that we have seen and we know is in the North. 3 Rolls Royce is what it took to change your perception of
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thefoodbae
TheF00dBae
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions. What time did the man go to the dentist?
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Rick O'Shea
RickOShea321
Camilla Tominey: "To be fair, the lockdown did come in time for the peak".Upper-class intellect...A political heavyweight on show.#BBCQT#BBCQuestionTime#QuestionTime The perfect analogy to understand Camilla Tominey's stupidit
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joheun drama
kdramastan14
"the warfreak looney"--a thread#PrisonPlaybook "All of you are crooks." "My eggs!" "We need to talk." "You look like a roasted mackerel." "I'm looking at a con
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Elon James White wears a Mask
elonjames
Slow. Effing. Clap. I’m signing up for a #Costco membership. That’s how you do it. #iStandWithTison LISTEN Y’ALL. MR. 3K HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU SHEEP. He’s not
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