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Conway P. Shitty
ericdadourian
Egg salad time Going off rn Got way into the colors and forgot to chop the eggs. This egg salad sucks. But atleast its too salty like me. Sucks
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Steam Ship
steamtug7
For people who claim to 'back the blue,' Trumpland sure loves outlaw vigilantes taking the law into their own hands, supplanting local police departments.You can either be pro-police, or you
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marina
grouchomarn
In the Fall I’ll be entering a new stage of quarantine where I only dress like Christopher Moltisanti This is what I have in mind I want to dress like
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Laura shan’t be putting up with any tomfoolery
LShalott
I had a big realization yesterday: almost all of my friends from Twitter only know Pandemic Laura. She is...not my favorite. I’ll spare you & myself the list of 83
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Liam, Lug, LiLi, Luwuuu,
lugravscove
thread of all my ty edits #iamtyFA Previously from this all the tweets have been from newest to oldest but now it’s gonna
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crucifiedfurby
hate when ppl know chumbawamba as the ppl who made that one jock jam and not as anarchists who lived together in a squat when they started making music critique
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David🐬🛑
dizzrobo
Gacha characters I like thread to be updated whenever Oops! All Fate edition. In my brief time playing FGO I actually got Quetzalcoatl All (no longer existent) MM gacha
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Tacofangs (he/him)
Tumerboy
Figured I should post an update on the progress of the 2410 kit. Hallways are mostly what you saw before, though we've changed the leather pads to a more beige
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abi | bIm
talascanary
a thread of tala ashe but she grows older as you keep scrolling the end :) sorry @talaashe if i placed any pictures in the
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Joe Thomas
joethomas73
Here’s what I was just talking about on @MadDogRadio... close family member is an ER Dr on the frontline of #Covid_19, and here was the three emails this person received
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luce🦩
blanchettzeta
gonna do a thread of my favourite outfits so here y’all go not work this out yet, but love it x this dress is pretty x this dress is so
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bonk
sleepy_swan
tw// nsfwshit mcr twitter says [a thread], i will update this whenever possible, also plz don't harrass anyone in this thread, this isn't supposed to be used to witch hunt,
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Civil War Humor
CivilWarHumor
Are you like me? Is your mood immeasurably improved when Bad Things Happen to Bad People? Well, PREPARE TO CHEER UP, cuz I'm gonna tell you how the fire-breathing secessionist
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Dumpster Fires Everywhere
whatisayute
GUYS, Lin Wood just sent me (and presumably the entire Georgia Bar) an email. I’ll just let you read for yourself... WITH ATTACHMENT omg KEEP READING, THERE ARE MORE PAGES
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Nikesh Shukla
nikeshshukla
Hearing the words 'we already have all our Asian projects' from a broadcaster when your script is a coming-of-age sitcom about an every-teenager (who is brown) in the year of
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kat
omgodjihyo
I'm trying this out let's see what i get I'll update in the threadhttps://twitter.com/nahyoera/status/1265176748049612800 ... i ???? i hate that i had to think twice before answering OKAY NOW WHY
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