#LMAO

Kxng

CoolKxng

Last thing I’ll say about this Dinkie guy. He’s a pure weirdo. Like for example, when he was supposed to stream on twitch apparently “exposing me” and streamed games all

corpse 🧟‍♀️ REAL ACTUAL VACATION I MEAN IT!!!

zombiejerusalem

Ok. Guys. You don't understand. I started organizing my receipts collection one year ago. Almost exactly. It has taken me a year to download these off my phone, sort them

chicky nugs

blackbonvivant

sent these to my cousin and- apparently I'm Capricorn-ing like never before lmao. I was outside living my ANTM fantasy y'all, my mom was over it lmao. ya girl is

the one

_21lex

i will never have another roommate fr. i realized that i’m just not meant to live w ppl that i’m not fcking cause i can’t control them LMAO this year

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gwslights

y’all act fake and pretend i don’t know lmao...or atleast this person ik they’ll see this tweet this is now aimed at one specific person ok i’m over it oomf

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vordyceps

"d4dj is getting so much more content than argo and argo is older :/// bushi ur bias is showing"1. preregister for both games (especially if you've played and liked garupa

Da’Shaun | they/them

DaShaunLH

y’all be like “omg i can’t imagine the horror of waking up and seeing that my ex/baby daddy is with a MAN”girl then go back to sleep? tf? no one

Ug

JustinUg_

✰ A very well deserved winner should be Ozo tbh. The rest Na just vibes. Really hate how Nigerians be doing pity patty anyhow. From the look of things Laycon

𝚏𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚎☾

lovelycevans_

THIS WORKS DMDNDMSNSNDMDNSKSKSNSNSSKSJ i’ll silence this because i have too many notifs, BUT stan ashley benson, dylan sprayberry, lea michele and dominic sherwood for clear skin. periodt this went platinum

魔法少女🌸Xanoz🌸魔法少女

XanozIchimonji

No more internet for tonight. SIX times a year? Who tf are these people? Also, 6.4 inches BUT OKAY WITH 6.3.LMFAO LMAO OKAY DAVID WTF Sir... Holy fuck it's that

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sxrxvh

SO my sister and I wanted to order food today, she wanted shawerma 3a saj and I wanted fishface but we found out that saj wasn’t taking orders SO I

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dollslbs

i’m gonna do a three days fast three days fast accountability thread i guess i’m 14h in i started the fast at 11am yesterday (it’s 1am here rn) also i’m

|lekky| Ηλεκτρα|

st0mach1

This old guy just held up his phone right at me and took a picture on the train of me and I don’t know what to do he just didn’t

🔮 kins

kinseyjw

I’m starting a fav tik tok thread so be prepared for that. Lmao ouch Here’s a classic I quote on the daily Lmao the painful truth This

real nigga

nizaddy

Lmao tbh tho I’ve always been attracted to women tho so it’s no surprisehttps://twitter.com/flow_witme/status/1252431276750995456 She got the best of both worlds Ppl in this thread saying her dick is too

Eketi

eketiette

You, a man, really do cross the street if you see three girls walking in your direction? Terror strikes your heart if a girl is walking behind you as you