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Ian Dunt
IanDunt
Unspeakable dimwit fucking imbeciles.https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1250754847353327617 There's not even a consequence. The country would entirely understand an extension at the moment. And even if there was a Leaver kick-back, it's y
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Ben Jenkins
bencjenkins
The lyric “darling it’s better down where it’s wetter” in Under The Sea suggests that a creature that spends its whole life submerged in water would have any concept of
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Daniel Litt, in characteristic 2
littmath
Now that Georgia is reopening its tattoo parlors, I can get a tattoo this Friday (while responsibly social distancing, of course). What tattoo should I get? (For the sarcasm-impaired —
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नेहा श्रीवास्तव (Nehā S)
neha_aks
I can understand her pain. I went thru this. I dont know who is coming up with spectacularly hateful & idiotic ideas of arresting victim’s families but if she gets
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"Mercury's Retrograde," the HIT Broadway Musical!
mercuriusgeorge
i'm so tired of trying to navigate the imperfect vocabulary about polarity in astrology, can't we just invent two completely new words with no baggage what i’ve learned from all
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litoltokki
thinking about demon!hj "corrupting" church boy!yhbut maybe not in a s3xval way?something more like hj falling in love with his cute human and helping yh to accept himself as a
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AlgodTrading
AlgodTrading
A lot of people are like ‘why dont you buy a porsche or bentley, are you poor?’ Imo spending more than 1% of your net worth on a car is
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Woke Capital
WokeCapital
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Globohomo is interested in your kids. This is a show about and marketed to preteen girls (i.e. children).An octoroon smugly femsplains
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ilovesoulja1
lol i know y’all are sad that prom was cancelled but did you have to meet up with friends ?!?!? lol thats really idiotic. sorry i’m tryna be nice. i’ll
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Mihkel Rafu
rafuriousfunk
If this pandemic is good for anything it has been a good time for some self-reflection. I have understood that in moments of despair or panic I can spit out
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Palley
stephendpalley
I’m sorry but requiring people to carry health certificates and proof of viral immunity for safety/security is un-American, a slippery slope towards totalitarianism, and a great way to trade freedom
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Liz Hsiao Lan Alper
LizAlps
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you don't vote for Biden, it IS your fault when Trump gets re-elected. The shit we're in right now? If
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Mark R. Levin
marklevinshow
1. We are a full hour into this idiotic hearing, and not a single word relating to anything relevant to impeachment. In fact, these two witnesses arrogantly tell us about
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Joe Lockhart
joelockhart
1. Welcome to today's edition of the Daily White House Shadow briefing. The first since yesterday's spectacle in the James Brady briefing room. Let me start with this--Wow, Wow, Wow...never
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Somnath Mukherjee
somnath1978
So many folks posting "I got v few marks in XII and still turned out ok". Many have played Russian Roulette and came out alive and/or rich - doesnt mean
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Vani Saraswathi
vanish_forever
The most despicable tweets in India are from those claiming to be 'proud Indians/Hindus' and with our flag on their handle. Just see the comments from these a-holes on really
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