#Honestly

Can someone get me on the phone with Lizzo for at least 5 minutes? I just wanna tell her some things. Honestly if I ever got a chance with Lizzo
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I thought of another one. Y'all, don't be mad.I'm grateful for my Brother-in-law, who is Very Gay, who came to the temple on our wedding day, despite all the emotional
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Me to myself in the middle of the night:Is Julian Bashir so smart he actually wraps around into a Himbo? Discuss. How DARE you, me, Julian is OBVIOUSLY a Himbim
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heterosexuality in women makes them unattractive. let's discuss even though i know i am right before you interact with this tweet saying it's biphobic ask yourself "can i read?" and
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Me: I love pastryPerson on Twitter: I see that you like pastry and that’s fine but also I wondered if you ever knew that pastry was responsible for a murder
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What is frustrating is that I called Momodou privately rather than getting into a back forth on here, so we could speak honestly. He then decides to indirect tweet me
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I have given into my not-so-guilty pleasure genre and I’m watching a LOT of sports movies. It’s become kind of A Thing, so I’m going to try to keep track
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Do I recommend looting? No. Do I care?! NOT ONE SINGLE BIT. It’s a pent up byproduct of injustice. You want to cry about the stores but not about the
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covid19 translations for the "how are you doing?" question"i'm doing ok!" = barely keeping it together"there's been unexpected challenges" = i hate my family now"managing pretty well" = self-medicating
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vegans- if you had your own chickens would you eat their eggs my answer is no. I think Im honestly disgusted by eggs when I was vegetarian it was
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Ok, so I am moving on to next year.It's safe to assume Sheila cleans house at some point and we get a new regime. It really doesn't matter if it
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I honestly don’t know how I got this amazing gal as my girlfriend. She’s always been there for me and I don’t know what I do without her.https://twitter.com/dom_sux/status/1247346013125455872 We’re cuddlin
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Honestly she’s cuter https://twitter.com/celestial__elf/status/1252326543159943169 *than myself not anyone in this thread
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my plans: 2020: honestly it's probably more likemy plans:
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I honestly feel bad for the contact tracers after this weekend. Yikes. “Do you know approximately how many people you were in contact with over Memorial Day?”“Uh, idk I was
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Speaking of being too clever-by-half, Clayton Kershaw's warming up in the bullpen.Honestly, if I'm Friedman and see Kershaw warming up in the bullpen, I'd have a real urge to have
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