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King of Garbage
RoyalGarbageMan
Hi, I am going to start a thread of people from Twitter I would invite to the Good Place if I got to make that decision. First, I’m gonna add
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ju tha jeweler 🎋
earringdealer
I follow so many straight men on here that don’t be saying shit... the girls & gays really carry this app It’s like 4 funny ones... a couple artists I
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Maria Sherwood
MariaSherwood2
I can't understand how The Herald got rid of @DavidSlack and his wonderfully funny but insightful columns and leave so many authors of 'reckons'. I meant Stuff, sorry David.
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Orioles Fan Problems
OriolesFanProbz
The Orioles can only use 3 of these logos for the rest of their existence. Which three are you choosing? It’s funny that people are giving me their answer and
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poursomesuga
poursomesuga
“you’re so funny these days” — a thread of comedian jimin koo cant even sing he’s giggling so hard at jimin the face he makes when he picks up the
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☆ elle ☆
fuqthots
guy who called me ugly in middle school AND high school just messaged me on fb and told me he has a crush on me that’s funny did u have
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Andy Liu
AndyKHLiu
Warriors fans more mad at Draymond than Caverick Marter lol rightfully so what’s funny is Mav would give 90%+ of TL buckets but dude said it about a top5 player
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## joshna !!
lovrenes
rating skz stans based off my experiences with them bc i’ve seen this on my tl lately ; a thread christoper stans : 6.7/10- not funny- either bi or het-
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caleb zane huett
CZaneH
My hottest FF7R take is that the drinks Tifa makes you are definitely disgusting. The first time she puts ONE ingredient into a shaker, shakes it, and then pours it
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rina⁷
koosprint
and i better not catch any of yall talmbout “it was just one nctzen!!” that mf was getting hundreds of likes in a matter of minutes. dont play no stupid
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Richard Osman
richardosman
Now that we're allowed to think about making TV again, I am going to pitch the following shows...Don't Take Me OutQueue ILonely ConnectFarther TedChanging ZoomsThe VERY Hairy BikersAny other ideas?
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doyounganarchy
expose on user @ttylten but it gets worse as you scroll and i rate her problematic actions first we have her excessively calling herself gay (not problematic just ???) 4/10
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TONI TONE
t0nit0ne
You can FaceTime any public figure whose name starts with the same letter that your first name starts with. Who are you calling? I think I’d call Trevor Noah. I
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sashanein
"im such a jealous person, i hate when people i like talk to other people. im sooo toxic" thats not cute or quirky and its unhealthy for you and everyone
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Basilice Gatsinga
mlle_gatsinga
As a person who has been body shamed, this picture of Adele going around the Internet has triggered a lot for me. A thread. I do not understand how a
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cat :)
catistired
okay i don’t wanna do purely insult indirects but like this and i’ll give an indirect of my impression of you. yes i am jumping on this bandwagon i am
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