#Shit

Nate Geary

NateGearySports

“Nate, why were you late to work again today?” “Sorry, but I’m covered in Jesus’ blood, I cannot be touched.”https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1246816324363276295 I’m not a religious person so I’m doing my best

Lovotov

lovotov

Bruh, Lmaaaao. This thread is so pathetic holy shit. very close to self awareness.

Shia

pupbeecatcos

@ATWWDpodcast I got wine drunk to @ATWWDpodcast and I’d like to thank my favorite people for being with me through this time of quarantine panic y’all are the best and

Jenevieve Frank, The Comic Sans of People

EmpressOfRobots

Transformer Generation 2 is just G1 Transformers but Optimus Prime's Trailer is FULL OF COCAINE NOW and he's SHARING WITH EVERYONE! It's 5 AM in Autobot City.Optimus: FUCK.Megatron: What?Optimus: When'd

botoxed camel

mccbumgarner

Man, if the Kansas Supreme Court refuses to group up in person but allows Easter gatherings to happen that'd be peak Republican shit.https://twitter.com/JonParton_/status/1248982193638162433 It's ok to get together! I'm just

pregnant mare rescuer

alexqarbuckle

Looking out my window this morning I saw a guy tie this dog up outside a building in the rain and walk off. No one came out to claim him

This nigga doing duETS.

PeyMamas

That doesn’t make sense. If you don’t trust the numbers, why would you listen to the biggest liar of them all? The one who had the shit for over a

Amber Treadway

treadway_amber

I don’t care what you think about superhero movies, this was good shithttps://twitter.com/scottgustin/status/1247364405597220865 I’ve talked about this before but seeing the first Avengers with packed, vocal audiences that openly cheered

Lindz Amer

lindzamer

For anyone who needs to hear it, non-binary people are not “non-dysphoric cisgender people identifying as transgender” bc non-binary people are VALID and BEAUTIFUL and we gotta stop this gatekeep-y

crafting queer 🧶

logangeisel

The fact that PAs new COVID cases more than doubled from yesterday and no one seems to be changing their behaviors is absolutely terrifying It's not surprising but the fact

Ms. Imani Writes Things

ImaniKushan

Am I allowed to remove the mask for 5 minutes?I hated her.The real her? The every day her? I couldn't stand her.And I wasn't allowed to say that...or feel that.You

Nobara cousin dem

Trukrakune

No Naunce Naruto Itachi is trash That Sasuke shit makes no sense Boruto is not canon I promise This is not a safe space for Itachi or Konoha stans

rave aunt(93%)🪐🔜RAVE-A-THON🍄👽🌴🦉

sheridannjeann

a group of skater guys energy when their friend lands a trick for the first time is UNMATCHED nothing can beat that https://vm.tiktok.com/ndkPhk/ i will add onto this thread forever

anonymous cardiff resident

SirSandGoblin

Just off to do a big shop while trying not to pass out from panic lol I'm going to talk about my mental health in this thread now as I

Emma @ 🏡 & 🏥

emmaincanada

Oh my god. The woman near me at second cup is clipping her nails. I hate that noise with a passion, plus it's just so damn rude. How long does

zephyr; certified moron

l0wermoon

ok so with covid-19 my church started live streaming lessons! and my parents force me to join every week so now im gonna live tweet the shit the teacher says