#Shit

joy

cherrypoolbitch

reply to this shit and i’ll dedicate to you a frank picture with a crystal of my choice hold up i’m trying to get out my crystals from my light

kaeli🌲

kaeliann14

i literally don't give a single shit about anyone's sexual mishaps or insecurities during sex like literally who cares that's a vulnerable time for pretty much anyone and everyone has

Arthur Chu

arthur_affect

Yeah see a lot of people blame Calvin for the idea of God "setting people up to fail" but that idea has always been there in Christianity, it's a straightforward

PSYCHO PIG

PSYCH0P1G

i have clients who are in remand in changi prison - when i mean in remand i mean they have not been convicted by a court of law and proven

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selenasfilter

i miss v so much i miss her face when she’s done w me or when i’m doing stupid shit and her eagerness when she knows i’m about to

Brian Michael Scully

brianscully

"IF WARREN REALLY BELIEVED IN BERNIE'S PROGRESSIVE GOALS, SHE WOULD ENDORSE HIM!""PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BUY INSULIN BUT I GUESS PEOPLE BEING MEAN MAKES YOU NOT CARE!"Let's unpack

Mayor of Boo Boo the Foolville

lindseyfourt

so today I learned new shit about the moon... did you know eventually the earth and the moon will only see one side of each other... so there will be

Jeremy

clarknova11

These mouth breathing fucking fetal alcohol nazis in Snohomish “protecting” two blocks of antique stores from nobody are KILLING me. What a bunch of hysterical backwater shit birds. I’m in

uncomfortable questions with Kelsey

uncomfortableq4

This mindset is so horrible. How self important are the damn Mormons that they think God sent Covid-19 just so he could send them a special message at their general

Gretchen McCulloch

GretchenAMcC

it has come to my attention that the chinese translation of Häagen-Dazs ALSO has a spurious umlaut on ithttps://stumpyjoepete.tumblr.com/post/181070403398/i-shit-you-not-the-%E5%93%88-ha-in-h%C3%A4agen-dazs-has-a i'm glad to see that H

Laemia Arkane

Laemia_Arkane

okay SO I saw someone post a cyberpunk ish outfit photo and that got me inspired to do something similar.But then... I realized I had a lot of options with

sabu 🎸 (the gay one)

microphone_no2

hihttps://twitter.com/microphone_no2/status/1384414320373731328 i'll probably mainly tweet pics of tdd jiro with random keysmashes in caoslock because he looks cute but ok let's go starting off strong huh WOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOW UR SO CUT

Slava Akhmechet

spakhm

At Stripe if you said “hey guys” during a talk, 50% chance you’d get a DM saying “‘guys’ is sexist and you should use ‘folks’”. Activists would demand ‘crazy ideas’

BREE CHRISTINA

divineangeI

After I found out swallowing men's sem*n is the same thing as the putting m*nstrual blood in spaghetti spell I really haven't been the same since My potential boo sent

reyrose fighter

rebeIpoe

why do y’all get off on pessimist shit seriously y’all realize that? other pandemics have happened? and it didn’t mean that no one could ever hug or sit next to

Morgan 2: Estradiol Boogaloo

cronym

"trans women don't date other trans women" is the funniest fucking shit I've read on this hellsite in a looooooooooooong timedo you have any idea how hard it is to