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Five Iron Frenzy's Kickstarter Is Alive!
fiveironfrenzy
SONG LYRICS: "While Supplies Last" by @FiveIronFrenzyYou’re offended at the wrong thing, brother-and you’re burning all your bridges with hate.You fell asleep while Jesus stayed up weeping,while the Pharisees were
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Kayla Hom
mohalyak
Natasha Negovanlis (@natvanlis) as Lysol cleaner sprays, a thread: To the surprise of absolutely no one— other than finding this meme amusing, this thread
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TRUE Blue
TRUEBlueWI
Wisconsin pollworker here. I will be tweeting throughout my shift. Polls about to open. I’ll be the person registering new voters. /1 We have hand sanitizer, masks, face shields, Lysol
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Meg Conley
_megconley
When the pandemic started, before the shutdowns but after the first panic, I bumped into a scared old woman in the tiny toiletry area of Target 1/https://twitter.com/arpitrage/status/1275530655892492288 She was pacing,
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SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity
Zoom is getting torn apart. That’s not a bad thing. Very very few enterprise tools get the attention of world-class researchers. Even premier applications by huge companies go unexamimed b/c
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Miz Donna⭐⭐⭐
mizdonna
I keep thinking back to the Thursday presser. Dr Bright dropped a bombshell on the media. We were cheering here on twitter. What did he say?Do you remember?1/ He said
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Science News
ScienceNews
A quick message on #COVID19, disinfectants and why we're not covering that story in our typical format. We're using questions from our Transparency Project, which you can learn more about
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Ben
WoodgatesNZ
THREAD: Apparently, @realDonaldTrump has “urged Americans to inject themselves with disinfectant” and, “told people to drink bleach.”But is this really the case? Let's see. The context: @realDonaldTrump made comments at
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Socially-Distant Swearword
JoshuaSwearword
Pulling my stove apart and deep cleaning because fuck you, that’s why. Powered by Evan Williams Bottled in Bond. For me, not the stove. Stove is drinking pure Lysol. I
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Katie Prejean McGrady
KatiePrejean
I am 99% sure that 99% of teachers who are expressing concerns about returning to the classroom are doing so out of worry for the health, safety, & well-being of
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Jake Sherman
JakeSherman
Playbook PM: WE ALL USED OUR OWN EYES AND EARS Thursday to witness -- either in person, or on a screen -- President DONALD TRUMP suggest that disinfectants might be
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Jared Yates Sexton
JYSexton
For decades, shadowy, billionaire libertarians spent fortunes and white-identity evangelicals obsessed with maintaining segregated classrooms worked tirelessly, all to destroy public education and create a country that’ll drink bleach.Look on
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Robert Patrick Lewis
RobertPLewis
Why was every model coming out of an institution w/ ties to the Gates Foundation (IHME, King's College) so far off the mark from reality?Why did the videos of WuFlu
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#hashtagtacos 🌮
VicVijayakumar
So of course my parents' fridge is malfunctioning. I call the fridge repair guy. He's in his 60s and doesn't want to put himself or my parents at risk so
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Julie Jee 🇰🇷🇺🇲
mrsjjee
If you insist on meeting with family this Thanksgiving, here's my wishlist for you:-pulse oximeter: my husband is usually a 97, but he hit 91 and was almost hospitalized. It
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Seanan McGuire
seananmcguire
So here's the sitch:My mother, up until recently, shared her part of the house, which is fully airlocked from my part of the house, with two cats: Hercules and Lizzy.
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