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Golden Grizzlies Compliance
MindYoGrizzness
Reasons why compliance offices always insist you #AskBeforeYouAct. A THREAD : 1) Access to information: Did you know there’s A LOT more to NCAA rules than just the manual? Compliance
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Tankietfield
Tankietfield
Avec des vrai morceau de Peggy Sastre dedans!J’entame une semaine à thème, encore trop de gens pensent cette personne sérieuse.https://twitter.com/lorisguemart/status/1310594649694916608 Wow je viens de lire cette article sur Quillette
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In The Skill Of The Night
naturalbornheel
So apparently I'm going to start my morning by getting pissed off about how Brett from @GCWrestling_ shirks his responsibility for booking The Collective during a pandemic & not caring
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Esha K
eshaLegal
[Thread] Obama years, in no particular order .... 87. Legitimized this shady coup in Yemen. 88. Increased production of oil in the US (h/t @kburton40) 89. Have a holly jolly
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ً the w ♡ 𝙑𝙊𝙏𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙂𝙀 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙄𝙆𝙏𝙊𝙆
oswlauvs
wanna one being extra at the red carpet – a thread that will make u beam #WannaOne #워너원 look at jisungie ㅋㅋㅋ are they having a campaign or smth
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Swapnil Hiremath, MD, MPH
hswapnil
Others may have made fun of this ridiculous foray from the @nytimes into guidelines But let’s quickly look at 2 related to the kidneys (H/t @edclark75 for pointing out this
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Jez Humble
jezhumble
I don't actually like getting into Twitter fights because in general I find them to be a waste of time but fuck it, my interactions with members of the community
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Mrittika
HumourChirps7
It is finally MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR yayyyy *drumrolls*!! Obviously I am typing this after switching off my net because given my past records I don't want to
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Autism Capital 🧩
AutismCapital
We’ll be live tweeting tonight’s SNL. Follow this thread for hot autistic takes on what blue checkmarks believe is a “comedy show”. Predictions:- Elon is cringe- Looks at the camera
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kelly k.
kellykapoor88
I truly believe that on a spiritual, existential level I am cursed romantically. It works for everyone else. It happens for everyone else. Why can't I just give up already?
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Upper Echelon Gaming
UE_UpperEchelon
People moved into the apartment next to me. Its a woman, and her friends now come over. For some reason there seems to be 0 insulation... I can hear EVERYTHING
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Charles V+III=VIII+VIII=XVI
FaQuatrieme
Bon, alors j'avais essayé il y a quelques jours la série HBO sur Catherine II de Russie, que j'avais trouvée pas trop mal.Et ce soir, par curiosité, j'ai tenté celle
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Orenji 🍬
jisoosensei
I had this funny urgent emergency earlier this morning. Due to stupidity, I accidentally locked myself outside my unit while fixing my umbrella. Yes, it's dumb that I have my
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Cassie Alexander, ICU RN
CassieY4
HEY YOU GUYS. Before I write fiction responsibly, but whilst the 'who will drink bleach???' takes are hot, let me tell you the story of a patient who drank hand
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unbearably h*rny 🍑 comms open!
persimimmoney
a thread for @lesbomartin! jonmartim hours, c*m, cumplay, degradation, humiliation, sexual frustration and desperation, misunderstandings, poor communication, titfucking, piv, dp (some of these are only mentioned)trans jon, cis tim/martint
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Dr. Simon ツ
goddeketal
1/: Every day, we are inundated by horror stories around the virus. It seems as if we were facing the greatest health crisis of humankind. Nevertheless, the situation should be
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