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Elizabeth
Elizabethisafan
Husband, day 2 of being home. Goes outside to mess with the yard, leaves or grass, whatever. I hear him on the roof! He used my 1 jug of Clorox
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Max Berger
maxberger
Unemployment rates as of April 2020:- Germany: 4%- Denmark: 6%- Finland: 8%- Portugal: 9%- France: 10%- United States: 14.7% And, the US is the only country where you can lose
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netizen
polite_netizen
I’m scared but if this is what the president wants It’s... beautiful Glubglubglub That was refreshing! Get fucked libs! Ha, just coughed and some of the virus came
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Cordelia J
redranchfarms
I got into an argument with a woman at the barn today who thought that the best solution was to lock all the old people in for 2 weeks and
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Acculation, Inc.
Acculation
Alright, let's ask them. @BillCassidy @RandPaul @SenJohnBarrasso as MDs, should we be injecting bleach? As Senators, are tweets&communications coming out of admin being adequately vetted?--American corporation growing increasingly concerned f
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Bridget Read
bridgetgillard
"Both days, I added ½ cup of Clorox to my bathwater to combat the radiation and metals in my system and oxygenate it." - Mrs. Chris Cuomohttps://thepuristonline.com/2020/04/the-cuomos-corona-protocol-week-3/ "Monday, April 6FEVER
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A N N A
suitablegirl
Just imagine if it wasn't your *friend* publishing her flight from NYC with her family. Potentially an asymptomatic carrier, travelling to reach her people. Allegedly being careful. If it were
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Grace Mosley #MedicareForAll
runDRG
I spent a good chunk of this weekend doing mask fitting as two of my school’s hospitals are switching from one type of N95 to another, and we need to
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Ken Tremendous
KenTremendous
I love America. I love freedom. And that is why I'm going to reject the oppression and tyranny of my governor, leave my home, go to a crowded Buffalo Wild
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Miz Donna⭐⭐⭐
mizdonna
I keep thinking back to the Thursday presser. Dr Bright dropped a bombshell on the media. We were cheering here on twitter. What did he say?Do you remember?1/ He said
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Michael Paik
paik_michael
My Aunt:- CMO of a 68 billion dollar company- Former CCO of The Coca-Cola Company- Former SVP Brand Marketing & Advertising at AT&T- Executive for the Clorox CompanyIn this thread
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Jared Yates Sexton
JYSexton
For decades, shadowy, billionaire libertarians spent fortunes and white-identity evangelicals obsessed with maintaining segregated classrooms worked tirelessly, all to destroy public education and create a country that’ll drink bleach.Look on
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Chef Tom
TheRealChefTom
Sooo... The EPA has put out a list of approved disinfectants for COVID-19. (Of note, it's the same list used for SARS and COV2).https://www.epa.gov/pesticide-registration/list-n-disinfectants-use-against-sars-cov-2 Look closely at the column labe
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rach
AL3XFILMS
this is me tweeting abt the fact that i’ve had so many wtf worthy accidents and experiences that i should be dead so here’s a thread of those stories: i
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Neisha B.
NeishaBlandin
Today is Primary Day in Wisconsin. Of the usual ~180 polling locations in Milwaukee, there are only about 5 today. #WisconsinPrimary (follow my journey to vote) My polling location is
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The Root
TheRoot
Hello, my name is @MichaelHarriot and I’ll be live-tweeting the vice-presidential debate tonight. Kamala comes out throwing shade. Pence looks like his face is made out of biscuit dough.Does his
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