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starkentrprise
alright moots let’s do this @deanosaurusrx you accidentally majored in archaeology. you have a complicated relationship with your pets bc sometimes you accidentally step on them and they cant understand
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maddi RECOVERY COP
luvrdiet
ʚ zodiac sign diets ɞ ˗ˏˋ aries ˎˊ˗ day 1: angry tears monoday 2: manipulative tendencies monoday 3: 700 calsday 4: impulsive actions monoday 5: 800 calsday 6: constant horniness
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taylor swift’s whore Ⓥ
foxygranpas
Okay so story time The weirdest date I’ve ever been on where that happened: A Threadhttps://twitter.com/foxygranpas/status/1254284535535149056 Okay so I met a girl online, she was cute she was
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Ian Bicking
ianbicking
I think I finally understand what Urbit is.Urbit is a functional and deterministic VM, which operates as state transitions triggered by incoming events, returning output.I think it also has a
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Seamus Blackley
SeamusBlackley
“Levain” is a fancy French baking term (pronounced the same as your friend Herb Levin’s last name) that’s basically a fermentation kickstart for sourdough making. Someone asked so now you’re
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Sandy
skimcasual
Lol the more I think about how the dirty feral asian woman is written in #theboys up to episode 5 the more annoyed I feel about it. First off
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Ken Schultz
KSchultz3580
The "not a democracy" crowd is engaged in a dishonest bait and switch where reasonable limits on majority on rule are used to justify more expansive assaults on democratic rights
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🌻mei | B⭐️s manga propaganda
Jomeimei421
MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES WAS SO FUCKING GOOD GOD, there’s a very specific brand of artist humor and they really fucking nailed it with Katie! The little freeze frames and
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manu 🍡
LUMAXC0RE
Riverdale’s lines but with Stranger Things-(these are all real lines i swear I didn’t make them up ) Scene 1:Max: You don’t want me in your party!Mike: Correct.Max: Why not??Mike:
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Uncle Danny 🍊
YaBoyDannyBlaze
See man. What happened to me just now is why I hate my delivery job around Halloween. Y’all play too damn much. Dropping off a delivery at a house that’s
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David Fortunato
DavidFortunato
Here are some data showing just how unusual this 2020 RNC "platform" is. In short: I can't say that a party in a democratic country has never issued a platform
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fire walk with me
moodyinfp
I found my What-if. I found him. remember the ENTP i've recently been tweeting about? so i kinda had a crush on him as well but ignored those feelings because
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👑The Empress 💖
LaLoveEmpress1
100:-I noticed I've been sleeping better when I cut out certain low vibe energies (myself &thers).-Also notice there is a big difference between reflecting &deflecting/projecting.-I end up spotting that shit
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David Waldman-1, of Yorktown LLC™
KagroX
Trump is oddly certain that COVID supplies are being stolen.Meanwhile, a Republican operative is oddly certain it makes financial sense for him to shutter his fundraising consultancy and instead launch
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jesli // clay • simp era ‼
mushiappa_
me rating all of my frog themed items ; a thread :3 big squishy frog 15 / 10 ; they are very lovely i sleep with them every night
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Jesse Alston
IntegratEcology
If you're a pre-grad-school ecologist whose summer gig was canceled and you're not sure how to move forward, you're not alone--a lot of folks are going through that right now.
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