#Weird

Max

mmmmmmax_

So during quarantine some people started showing up routinely at the house on the right of ours if you’re looking from the street and they have some weird tendencies. So

could slither over and watch you eat cake

douleias

i’m drunk so i’m gonna read the cream cheese fic again Calling it the cream cheese fic really doesn’t appreciate the vast variety of food substances crowley is stuffed with

Deepak Shenoy

deepakshenoy

Crude oil futures at NYMEX settled at -37.63 today. How does this even work? The crude oil future is a futures contract (CL) where the expiry date happens once a

Joui 💫

joui_lyn

If you’re a Wannable,Can you open this tweet? First of all, I would like to say my thanks on staying. THANK YOU. You became the strongest person I could ever

Zouu 👺

zouuisfunny

can someone tell Zouu to stop talking to himself @zouuisfunny thoughts? i dont fucking talk to myself its literally just a joke nah bro you been acting weird since quarantine

AB

ajit_bhaskar

Dinner from leftovers. Rajma--> shakshouka. Maddur vadE-->maddur vadE masala. With grated carrots and peanuts, because Karnataka roxxx Breakfast is experimental dosai with ~70% (pearl millet + semolina+ oats) flour

John

GamerDare

A defense I constantly hear for #Stadia is that they are a cloud provider and thus not in competition with the #PlayStation5 or #XboxSeriesX. Ask yourself, "What platforms can

foone

Foone

my own personal Phineas Gage-style "figuring out how the brain works by seeing how it can go wrong" thing is noticing that I get worse about mixing up homophones if

leo ✺

lovetanjirou

a thread of characters that I find attractive, but it’s only the weird ones I said this yesterday, but I think he’s sexy Most versions of Optimus Prime, so hot

Burtee👤

Motolanii_

Cont'dA thread of some weird or funny things you probably never knew of. Let me introduce you to "Florida man" https://twitter.com/Motolanii_ To avoid spamming, I stopped here, comment "more"

Big Spoon

gotablasst

Ight. Quick story. I cannot make this shit up so I match with this 6’5 black man (rare find in Utah) I’m hype he’s cute, exchange numbers all that.

⚓️🚢Imani Gandy 🚢⚓️

AngryBlackLady

Today in a very special “I’ll Vote for a Woman but Not that Woman” 2020...https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1198781744675205121 We are in trouble because there are people who legit think only Bernie can save

Deepu Asok

Deepuasok

1/ The definition of Happiness according to @naval. (A Thread )https://youtu.be/X7tnoR6a-8A?t=639Happiness is a bad word. It's an overloaded word. It's like friendship or love. It could mean anything to anyone!

Arianna Bradford

TheNYAMProject

Imagine, if you will, that you’re back in high school. Maybe this was you, maybe it wasn’t, but for the sake of this, you’re bullied regularly by the popular kids.

Yeerk.P 🦆

PYeerk

'Never let it be said I am not pretentious' - I quote a great man, but do not wish to call him pretentious. But he's right. Being pretentious is your

Gonzo, SEE PINNED FOR CHEAP ART! ends Mon

abbGONZOhoffman

I was just kicked out of a grift of a mental facility in PDX. There is nowhere for me to get any help at all except for the internet. I