#Jokes

Samuel Brealey

SamuelBrealey

THREAD: Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas. It’s 6pm on a Friday evening, everyone is sat around a table at a nice restaurant in London. The head of Marketing from some

Yous 🅨

YousXP

Thread: Vibe check testAnswer this one question The ONE major difference between a great life vs a boring life Memory Recall reveals A LOT about youWe all have

🔴 #MiaSanChampions ⚪

Fernando__FCB

Coming next: A thread dedicated to our Bavarian queen Kathleen Krüger The woman behind this successful team. Kathleen Krüger joined Bayern in 2003. She was promoted to the first team

XRPatience

xrpartisan

1/13 Why XRP will continue to thrive after the bull market ends.A thread. 2/13 Bitcoin hit $40k today, yet another all-time high. This bull run is just getting started,

Shae McNamara

bigdyman

In ‘13, I made a social media statement on Ed’s comments about Adam Goodes.I then got a text from Ed saying “Side by Side?” And asking me to take it

tiny⁷ ☀️🐿 HOBIUARY 📌

lifegoesevenn

one of my favorite things about hobi is how he really is that friend that pays attention to you — a not so tiny, yet heartwarming thread ♡ when he

Kome

Uncle2Triplets

10 QUALITIES THAT MAKE A MAN HUSBAND MATERIAL. I am guilty of No.8 . Don’t be mad at me baby. Twitter is addictive but I am working on it already

Happier times (2016)

suthodan

With everything negative currently going on, I've decided to bring a more positive mindset to TwitterThe following is something that brings me joy/makes me happy, corresponding with each letter of

Amy #BlackLivesMatter

amyhoy

so i’ve been lackadaisically Sales Safari-ing r/WallStreetBets bc i can only focus for like, a few minutes at a time and most posts are super short and hey it’s making

van-esque⁷ says happy 10 years NAMGI

btseternaIs

namjoon and yoongi being best friends !! a thread !! #10YearsOfNamgi idk if i need an explanation for this tbh AND THEN YOONGI CAME TO NAMJOON'S VLIVE BIRTHDAY PARTY PLAYING

Destructive Chemistry

DestructiveChem

Okay, @CillizzaCNN let's go line by line. https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/politics/donald-trump-mount-rushmore-south-dakota-speech-lines/index.html Thread. Trump is giving thanks to our responders and their work, but the speech is about

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inkookjin

seokjin's love and fondness for jungkook: a devastating thread when jungkook got injured he made sure to take care of him, making little jokes to make jungkook smile and feel

Thicky Watters.

GeeDee215

this feels...familiar.https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1300939997059493888 jokes aside...we're currently looking to buy a house. (it's not a situation i ever really figured i'd find myself in given where and how i grew up.) t

Kieran 🚀 2021 goal: Build a SaaS with #nocode

nocodelife

So... the launch went way better than we'd hoped, and was extra special as it was the first $ @pabloheredia24 had ever made on the internet! 24 hours later we

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februarysunsets

Here is a thread that debunks the claim that Betty and Jughead's relationship is incest/borderline incest:TW// statutory crime & sexual assaultThis includes my own personal experience with assault & incest,

alexandriabrown, Darth Sugartits

alexthechick

In which I peeve everyone because I'm awesome like that. I've stopped reading whatever is going on. I don't care about the lawsuits. I don't care about the vote totals

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