#Jokes

Hm. This has never happened to me before. @CADInnovators just posted this news release announcing that I’m joining the team as Manager of Content and Communications: https://www.canadianinnovators.org/newscentre/featured_news/business_jou
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#Thread on #Doctor’s #handwriting There is hardly any day where I don’t read a joke on a Doc’s bad handwriting even though many scientific articles have clearly established that
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13 Reasons Why I think online friends are better than friends in real life 1. The most important part is there is no plans I have to be forced into.
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This here is the bustling, picturesque fishing village of Hallsands in South Devon. Hang on, let's try that again...This here is the bustling, picturesque fishing village of Hallsands in South
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For New Years Eve, a look back at 2020's most popular @machinepix tweets! Starting with #10, a machine doesn't have to be complicated to be useful:https://twitter.com/machinepix/status/1330982814351847429?lang=en #9, tensegrity or f
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Fuck I was offline for a few days but THIS HAS TO STOP.We desperately need to talk about certain fringe factions of ARMY who have become more and more extreme,
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I’m so sick of hearing people say the Dem (it’s always only the Dems) candidate needs to earn their vote or they’ll go 3rd partyWhat have the Greens or Libertarians
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#ThankYouSupernatural big thread incoming!!about 10 years ago, i started making goofy little spn comics. to think i've had *any* influence on the absolute beast of a creation that is #Supernatural
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Appreciation for Frog twitter, conceived of as a celebration but now a role call. Stand and be counted!We shall prevail!THREAD:@bronzeagemantis the Paladin in the fray. He holds his holy sword
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Thread of things that can trigger people with psychosis/delusions to look out for and tag (nonpsychotics please RT): Uncanny valley type images, if it’s disturbing to you it can very
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My wife started working as a doctor last month. Things I’ve learned so far:1) interns are obsessed with learning how to “put in a line”. I am very veiny and
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CBS is airing the results of its year and a half long investigation into the US military's broken sexual harassment and assault prevention system, I wanted to relay a few
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OK, @IWriteAllDay_ ’s thread inspired me to express my frustrations about the one black male leading character on Buffy/Angel: Charles Gunn.When introduced, Gunn was your “streetwise Black” character, living on
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QAnon stuff is fairly easy to make fun of. “Yeah sure buddy, they’re going to lock Hillary and all the Democrats up in Gitmo and liberate the mole children. Annnny
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A recent conversation got me thinking about the economics of being cancelled. Like, for instance, I don't much worry about being cancelled, because my jobs are unique and I'm the
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I've been listening to one of his podcasts for some time now. #BeanDad is one of the hosts (his co-host has some of his own Twitter problems, which are also
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