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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
bitterkarella
Bring backmusicabouthowgreat beingatrucker is Me, a trucker, drinking tar black coffee: we truckers call it mud Me, a trucker, lowering my quivering body onto the shifting shaft: i replaced the
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ladyanande
do y’all pronounce it “ass” or “My Hero Academia”? this show is boring as fuck. it’s a generic coming-of-age shounen story we’ve seen 100 times before. not only that but
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Sylph of Breath Loves You! 🥰
sylphofbreath12
Like this, I'll give you a title, you can quote rt this and add 4 your fave characters from that title. This continues as long as it can.I got Homestuck,
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Tasha
MetaCookbook
Maybe five minutes after this tweet, I decided, “fuck it. Melted cheese on chips is dinner tonight.”Got to the fridge, saw the olives, changed my mind and got them and
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stevie 𖡆 loves elle and gabe
vanilladeodrant
im gonna live tweet me reading throam but starting from chapter 4
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💎 (legally) blind himbo sailor mars 🦯 💎
afrodykee
I’m not gay as in happy, I’m queer as in fuck you.https://twitter.com/renzisherekiddo/status/1390674846128898054 The idea that queer is a slur that should never be reclaimed is literally in the style guide
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lauren♡ MINHO DAY
scfthyck
i kinda miss the fringe ,, i just look clapped now adding onto the list i also miss my colourful hair and my ginger hair then i had purple/silver which
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kat
katmanxs
it’s almost the end of august which means it should be time for me to get hype about pmc 2020 but miss corona really said not on my watch so
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dictator piksi ²²⁶ 🦋
hoyasmiIes
the way i should turn in those two essays that should have been up by last tuesday but im watching LND for the first time, i adore that for me
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👑Ki̶ngSeulgi
seulgomtokki
fuck it irene as snowball - a thread
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Chelsea Devantez
chelseadevantez
My Best Friends Wedding. 1. Julia Roberts character is 28. They made they're "if we're still single we'll get married pact" for TWENTY-EIGHT. 2. Cameron Diaz is 20. She's a
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professer pull no hoes
thisisnotkori
Couples/friends questions thread to get to know each other during this quarantine Who’s touched more dicks Who’s had the longest makeout session , I once had a friend who made
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colette arrand
colettearrand
Wrestlers need to unionize. Imagine being the match that goes on at fucking FOUR IN THE MORNING. I swear, every time something new is revealed about WrestleMania it just climbs
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azureScapegoat
azureScapegoat
Basically this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A53AHe7yORg https://twitter.com/azureScapegoat/status/1253448902847737859 Okay last thing on the whole Hometuck thing. Yes it can be an incredible feeling to finally convince someone to read Home
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violet 🎃
v1oletdelights
exhausted Hux accidentally falling asleep in Kylo’s bed they meet up for a quick round of sex after Hux’s shift. Lying on the bed face down, Hux expects exactly that:
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kay ✨
level5less
over the years, one of the biggest things I've learnt about love is it's not simple. there's no linear progression to a relationship, feelings are messy, and no relationship is
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