#Fuck

been been

spillthebeens

Parents constantly say "Do all this after you get married", like ur allowed to have a life only after marriage. Then the very next day they'll sarcastically say the opposite

Kat Johnson 🍂🦉

kat_johnson

Yes, Mr. KFC drive-through dude, I did ask you to pull up your damn mask. It does no one any good hanging on your chin, especially not my 74-year-old mother

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pseudonymouxus

from this. to this. hail to the supreme leader!https://twitter.com/pseudonymouxus/status/1254485692018642944?s=19 a great piece of work! published on the @guardian the

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catchingjacob

part 1 https://twitter.com/catchingjacob/status/597870782887374848part 2 https://twitter.com/catchingjacob/status/646448512679452672 https://twitter.com/catchingjacob/status/773969891795886080 https://twitter.com/catchingjacob/status/116965533255099

cimorene // crow #RedLightEra

souvlakitty

fine @sinjintweeting please explain how just got back from the discomfort is your favorite album i do not understand @C2testa we should interact more fr @skyshading ur the bestttttt @radioheadswag

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chiIIum

Chicago PD say they’re ready for whatever might happen tonight, as dueling protests compete on Michigan Ave: one, led by Ben Yosef, protesting police brutality, calling to shut down #MagMile;

visa is almost done ✍🏾📖

visakanv

someone once said something like "I like how visa says he's going to do something, then immediately does it". it's actually an ADHD coping mechanism. if you ask my friends

G.W.O.

gwo_design

Warning, thread contains graphic language. So due to shelter in place, trying to manage sanity in my house, and for my own mental health I’ve been distancing myself a bit

chisaki's cum dumpster 🔞

dumb_cumster

okay this is a super specific scenario so bear with me (this idea stems from me being a barista and wanting to be in this situation)imagine some kind of raunchy

sam

samloveslorde

my experience meeting lorde (a thread) in 2018, i went to her concert in Los Angeles. I was given a meet and greet ticket and concert ticket for my

Jeff McFadden

homemadeguitars

OK, you guys aren't going to believe this.I checked out in Main Twitter, and...Donald Trump is in a pissing contest with a responsible person. He's smearing the person, telling all

hana ♡

hornybaku

big a!deku with scars & tattoos. he looks like he's killed a few men but he's actually a big softie who has a cat & likes plants.he sticks out like

ace ☂️

oopsiediasies

here's many clips of Brendon Urie being a little extra gay for pan visibility day a fun but unneccessary compilation thread I compiled 1-2 minute clips of him saying

Six Angry Ghosts

sixangryghosts

HI I HAVE A CHRISTMAS PLAYLIST THAT I AM VERY PROUD OF and i would like to share it with you! along with a little bit about why i like

paige.

PR3TTYDARK

ok i’m starting a thread of wllh being funny as fuck. here we go: clowning gaby in the gc this is old but still so funny “u scare me

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stareyed_artist

fuck it-BNHA characters as Akuma no Riddle assassins (+Haru lol): a thread Todoroki as Tokaku bc stoic badass main character syndrome (bonus: their respective love interests had a major effect