#Stupid

Martellus Bennett

MartysaurusRex

I see Booger digging for gold but only found shit. Every athlete in the world is trying to build their brand. These old heads get on TV and speak from

John Bierce

john_bierce

Everytime I start talking about how cool the Incan Empire was (for an empire, at least, empires suck as a rule), someone always brings up "but human sacrifice".I'm kinda sick

🦃🍂🍁Autumnal L🍁🍂🦃

larabel1

‘Twas the night before TuesdayWhen all through the house,A chirping smoke detectorAwoke me and my spouseThe detectors were hungOn the wall with care,And each battery was brand new When they

Orin Kerr

OrinKerr

Law school is more interesting if you find line-drawing important than if you don't. A lot of learning about legal rules is learning about where a decisionmaker drew a line,

Harel Jacobson

VolQuant

Once upon a time banks were risk takers. They were willing to quote vol on any niche asset that you want, trade any twisted vol product you like, and quote

˗ˏˋ your dad ⁷ˎˊ˗

_nh23_

bio class because funny taking sat bio and a motherfucker asked what amphibians are another motherfucker answered him saying crocodiles how did you make it this far hear me out

O Cap'n! My Cap'n Crunch Berries!

Ketih_the_Yeti

Raising a daughter and showing the few haters and toxic boys out there a little somethin' somethin'.A thread: Yup, I sew. Not well, but my baby needed some toys fixed

Dissident Peasant

JeffHisDudeness

As both a @SamSeder guy and A History Guy I'd like to reiterate something he mentioned: monuments are ultimately unreliable representations of what they depict, but they nearly always reveal

skadi

SASUGAYUCHlHA

in honor of me finishing shippūden here is a thread of my favorite naruto tumblr textposts 1. starting off with one of my faves it makes me laugh every time

Bowen Yang

bowenyang

Back on Twidder because I am entering our Year of the Metal Ox reflective and underslept, and I need to process my self-centered thoughts in a way that is as

Warren C.🇺🇸 45th POTUS = G.O.A.T. 🇺🇸 ✝️

808TeslaY

Situation Update – ART OF WAR: How Trump won the election BEFORE Nov. 3rd… now it’s just playing out for all to see. 1a. President Trump won the 2020 election

That Non-Binary Immunocompromised Feminist

consent_sexy

Ableism a thread I've reached the point where I'm going to block people I thought were friends. When you use ableist insults, you cause harm to those with disabilities and

Patrick McKenzie

patio11

I largely agree with Scott Aaronson here.Also: I think (optimistic) we have many things we could do this January that would greatly improve our current trajectory and (pessimistic) it will

Sabi Boyz Only ⭕🇳🇬

Sabi_boyz

No man should be serious with a woman till he is 30 years and above 1. Girlfriends are dream killers. In your 20s you need to spend the next 10

discourse catharsis (hiatus~ see last tweet in 📌)

lizcourserants

I may regret this thread because it's personal but I need to vent. I guess people have this mindset that "oh you were homophobic once? unforgivable, we'll forever mock you

鍾翔宇 Xiangyu

notXiangyu

Anti-baizuo thread:1. Bernie Sanders has the clout to upend the status quo if he was actually interested in doing so, but he isn't even slightly interested. 2. He was pretty

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