Single level: moving to a district with a hot local congressman
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        The hot congressman just followed me on Instagram it’s over for you hoes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        RED ALERT my hot local congressman grew a beard going  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> First Gentleman
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> First Gentleman
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        The hot local congressman has started writing haiku about his dog... tbd as to whether this is adorable or impossibly corny
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hot local congressman posted something supporting Ellen :(
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I know I know "don& #39;t thirst after politicians" BUT on the whole he has good politics and he just happens to also be a babe
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hmmm slid into the DMs and got a like without a response, need to plan my next move
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hot local congressman’s beard is going salt-and-pepper and I‘m ready to become a full-on Pick Me in his mentions
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Had a dream the hot local congressman asked me on a lunch date but I couldn’t fall back asleep to see how it played out :-( well better to have loved and lost etc etc
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hot congressman viewed my Insta story for my brother’s birthday but he tapped out before the strategic photos I‘m also in and I’m DISTRAUGHT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He could’ve viewed a “lol so random here’s a shirtless mustache pic” but NO
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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