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i’m medicated so i’m bout to tell y’all my running list of things my (future) child could become that are worse than the “gay son/hoe daughter” argument y’all been tryna have for 10 years.
a Republican.
a Democrat.
a nigga that spend all day witchu then text you “i wanted to kiss you” when you leave.
a nigga that wear these type of boxers.
a “Devil’s advocate.”
a person that stands when the plane lands.
a Boe Judden or Trill Air Conditioner podcast listener.
a “where my hug at?” ass nigga.
a Jagged Edge fan.
a bad tipper.
anyone that would willingly post their own photo in a “medium ugly” thread.
a person that orders chicken tenders and fries every mf where. embarrassing. 
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a man w one single pillowcase.
see also: one pot w a broken handle, a crunchy washcloth, and/or Irish Spring.
see also: one pot w a broken handle, a crunchy washcloth, and/or Irish Spring.
a “grand rising,” “wombman” type. y’all know the type. male or female. they are insufferable.
anybody that would press record to cry into their cell phone camera and then post it.
a person that comments under MAKEUP TUTORIALS that the participant would look better without makeup.
