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So there are these guys in Nairobi who bring women to Mombasa. Let me tell you Maina, Usually they are guys who have been chasing after these women without success(HITTING)
Nimeona mengi kweli. A guy calls the showroom
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So there are these guys in Nairobi who bring women to Mombasa. Let me tell you Maina, Usually they are guys who have been chasing after these women without success(HITTING)
Nimeona mengi kweli. A guy calls the showroom
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To ask for the price of a given car! Jamaa anataka kusurprise huyo dem with a brand new Axella. After that Jamaa anakuambia sasa bro “ Nataka Tupange Kazi” These calls are very many usually on Thursdays or Fridays towards end of the week! He says he has wants to pretend
These calls are very many usually on Thursdays or Fridays towards end of the week! He says he has wants to pretend
and pose as a buyer on the material day usually on a Friday. The guy says he will come with the lady to the showroom and identify the car we have talked about, Dem lazima atatiii. Madem wa Nairobi get too excited wakiskia wanapelekwa Mombasa 
. So the chaser convinces
Dem lazima atatiii. Madem wa Nairobi get too excited wakiskia wanapelekwa Mombasa . So the chaser convinces
the catch (Dem) for a surprise Mombasa visit and of course he has mentioned that he has negotiated for a car in the showroom for her! “Dem wa MTU is willing to risk it all for a brand new car! The deal is planned, on the material day when the guy comes in the showroom
I walk them around with the madam in the showroom and they settle on the car. Jamaa wa Nairobi analipa 30k in cash to me, says we have just arrived and we are very tired we need to relax we finish the transaction tomorrow Dem ako zile za Ghaiii you were serious Kimani??
. Jamaa wa Nairobi analipa 30k in cash to me, says we have just arrived and we are very tired we need to relax we finish the transaction tomorrow Dem ako zile za Ghaiii you were serious Kimani??
The Nairobi guy walks out comfortably with the madam and takes an Uber to NYALI . They have gone to enjoy life by the beach . Kimani calls me and says bro send me 20k in my M-PESA Baki na 10k za macho . Hakuna gari itanunuliwa hapa, na ni Kweli Pwagu hupata pwaguzi day 2
. Kimani calls me and says bro send me 20k in my M-PESA Baki na 10k za macho . Hakuna gari itanunuliwa hapa, na ni Kweli Pwagu hupata pwaguzi day 2
Next day pale jamaa anakuja achukue proforma invoice aende bank! Dem bado ako tu hapo, jamaa anaenda hadi bank , kurudi showroom Eti I have done RTGS and the money will reflect tomorrow . Day 2 ya Mazishi! Kumbe Kimani ako na ticket ya NDEGE, Sasa on Sunday
Eti I have done RTGS and the money will reflect tomorrow . Day 2 ya Mazishi! Kumbe Kimani ako na ticket ya NDEGE, Sasa on Sunday
Kimani anakuja, leaves the lady in the showroom and says “I HAVE AN EMERGENCY” I have to be in Nairobi in the afternoon. The lady has to wait for the money to reflect to collect the car !! Mpaka wa Leo RTGS haijareflect!
. The lady has to wait for the money to reflect to collect the car !! Mpaka wa Leo RTGS haijareflect!
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