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: Morning neighbour! You seem to be tapping off our energy meter.
: So?
: You should pay me for your share.
: We pay 
.
: We don't get any of that money.
: Not my problem.
: So you pay for our energy?
: Yes.
: We're cutting the cables.
: WHAT?
: Morning neighbour! You seem to be tapping off our energy meter.: So?: You should pay me for your share.: We pay .: We don't get any of that money.: Not my problem.: So you pay for our energy?: Yes.: We're cutting the cables.: WHAT?
: If we don't see the full benefit of you using our energy, that is theft.: We're telling !: Ok.: What's going on here?: We want the money for the energy we generate.: We built the hydro dams!: On our land, submerging our villages....
: You're too poor to govern yourselves so we have to do it for you.: We agree.: We won't be if you paid us in full for the energy and water you use.: Well who do you pay?: , and we pay a higher rate.: Who do you think you should pay?: .: Yourselves?...
: Yes. The wind blows here, the rain falls here. It's our energy.: That's a fair point.: And you should be pay us too, for whatever you use.: Makes sense.: That's not how this works.: No, cos you make the rules.: Sounds a bit abusive.: Tell me about it...
: Here's a deal. pays for the electricity and water they use instead, same amount of money as you pay , still gets the goods, and gets the money for what's ours.: Seems fair.: Not to us!: Well, what can you actually offer us?: Blue passports...
: Oh yeh and who makes those?: 
.: Who designed them?: 
/
.: Are they worth more or less than the red 
ones?: Less.: What? That's not what you told me!: *mumbles incoherently*: So you've nothing to offer?: No.: Why do you exist?: 
Diwedd.
