Because I am bored, and also very petty, I am going to rate some of the Christmas lights I saw on my walk last night.
First, this house. It’s okay. It’s balanced. Lacking some Christmas oomph. I feel like this lighting scheme is more “Hampton’s fundraiser for a gout cure”.
First, this house. It’s okay. It’s balanced. Lacking some Christmas oomph. I feel like this lighting scheme is more “Hampton’s fundraiser for a gout cure”.

C’mon, stranger who lives here! This is so half-assed! You didn’t even do the whole railing! NO STARS!
This one confuses me. It is clearly the twinkly garland of a fun person who loves the season. So why only one strand on your balcony? This is a very promising start that leaves me empty.
These were the only lights on this street. I appreciate the framing. But it’s 2020. You can’t go anywhere ya got the time to do two trees.
Very well done! Balanced, classic white lighting scheme matches the style of the house. Extra star for possessing a turret. 





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