Because I am bored, and also very petty, I am going to rate some of the Christmas lights I saw on my walk last night.

First, this house. It’s okay. It’s balanced. Lacking some Christmas oomph. I feel like this lighting scheme is more “Hampton’s fundraiser for a gout cure”. ⭐️⭐️
Love the classic white. Very welcoming entrance. Just don’t look up, nothing to see up there. ⭐️⭐️
Classic wreath. Little unbalanced. Needs twinkle lights in the porch area. ⭐️⭐️
C’mon, stranger who lives here! This is so half-assed! You didn’t even do the whole railing! NO STARS!
This one confuses me. It is clearly the twinkly garland of a fun person who loves the season. So why only one strand on your balcony? This is a very promising start that leaves me empty. ⭐️
These were the only lights on this street. I appreciate the framing. But it’s 2020. You can’t go anywhere ya got the time to do two trees. ⭐️
Very well done! Balanced, classic white lighting scheme matches the style of the house. Extra star for possessing a turret. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Finally, my favorite. Bright and balanced. Little bit of holiday whimsy with the red trees. Would like to drink hot cocoa on your front steps. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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