My student: Have you ever had whiskey?
Me: It& #39;s disgusting.
Student: I& #39;ve had a small shot glass of it.
Me: Was it disgusting?
Student: It was okay.
Me: Might be better if you set it on fire. Try that next time.
Student: Uh,, I& #39;m 14.
Me: Oh right uhhh oh heck oH WAIT OH NO

Me: I DON& #39;T CONDONE UNDERAGE DRINKING
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Me: Don& #39;t drink alcohol kids if you drink it you& #39;ll DIE.
My student: Are you drinking alcohol right now? Because it seems like it.
Me: I am NOT
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Me: I& #39;M NOT I& #39;M DRINKING YOGURT.

This thread read as: That time I REALLY fucked up and once again wondered why people let me teach children