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i am going to speedrun all of the unus anus videos. 2× speed, all of them. wish me luck.
first video: done.
second video: HELPPP mark& #39;s hair was so short here!! and ethan with cat ears?? omfg. mark in a kitchen? cant be good /j. THEY& #39;RE WHISKING WITH WHIPS NOOOO. omfg okay so you might be concerned that i wont enjoy it at 2x speed but you see, i watch all youtube vids this way 
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third video: my NOSE CAN FEEL THE PAIN
fourth video: why. just why. as someone with a large stomach, even i cant bare to eat that much hotdogs. oh my god
fifth video: i am immune to their shit at this point, then again i always have been, growing up with their content all these years, but i can imagine the major wrinkling they had after that omg
sixth video: i& #39;ve always been amazed with those who are good at speed stacking tho. like that is a TALENT luv
seventh video: OUCH
eighth video: i hope i never find the original one
ninth video: oh my fucking god these idiots
tenth: as someone allergic to makeup, this is very concerning
eleventh: my favorite doctors <3
twelfth: SHANE? RYAN??
thirteenth: i am enjoying everything so much despite watching them at an unusual speed tbh, because i wouldnt trade my past year desspite loving these two sm. i got my own good experiences and im glad they got theirs. i love these two.
fourteenth: i was eating while watching this one. why. must. poop slime toys. exist.
fifteenth: watching mark eating clay was the scariest horror movie ive ever seen
sixteenth: that much helium is not good. but gd their abigail stories were hilarious
seventeenth: PLSSSSSSSSS their drawing skills plus memes? BLESS
eighteenth: someone in the comments said they were doing drunk history and LMAOOOO the accents I CANTT. idk what the actual accents sound like but tbh he still sounded GREAT
ninteenth: the wattpad writes itself. literally. what interesting smut and murder mystery
twentieth: first thing i noticed is that ethan dressed up as
mordern unus and mark dressed up as modern annus. I LOVE IT. but holy god i cant believe they& #39;re really mummifying
mordern unus and mark dressed up as modern annus. I LOVE IT. but holy god i cant believe they& #39;re really mummifying
21: chubby GUMMY??? i can barely do it with marshmallows bc of my sensitivity to sweets, I AM SCARED
22: LMAOOOOOOOO hypnosis man. that was funny af
23: they& #39;re wearing the same clothes LMAOOO and this is my most fave vid so far. brooo excape rooms are SO COOL
24: poor van. lixian did a great job editing as usual tho. I LOVE THEM SM
25: two minutes and 27 mins??? one of the shortest ones so far omg
26: "i& #39;m sorry ro" "brought to you by nerdy nummies" I DID NOT EXPECT RO REFERENCES BUT NOW I AM ACTUALLY SAD. nov 13th will be the death of me too
27: this was a mistake. oh god. oh. god. they& #39;re fucking crazy. FOR REAL WHY WOULD YOU WASTE FOOD LIKE THIS HUHUHU WHYYYY SAUSAGE
28: they& #39;re doing acupuncture and omfg its so fucking cool. currently thinking about deleting this thread when the channel will pass but let& #39;s see what happens
29: real sensory deprivation tank! i am not sure if they& #39;re doing it properly but when do they actually follow instructions BAHAHAHAHA
30: HELPPPP I WANT TO PAINBALL TOO :(( and as i continue to watch i laugh louder and get sadder LMAO
31: IS AMY VIDEOING THIS??? PLEASEE OH SHIT SHE IS. HE JUST SAID. WAIT why do they remind of of george and dream rn.. HELPPPPPP I AM NOT OK its nice that they& #39;re cool being naked with each other tho. FHVBKVHBFVIH
32: everyone is so talented oh my god. from the fans singing to ethan and mark singing sound of silence?? BYE I AM NOT OK
33: OH GOD NO THEY DRANK EACH OTHER& #39;S PEE IM GONNA CRY. i forgot how idiotically smart mark is tho. the way he words things. BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
34: the thing about "scary" vids is that its usually the noise that messes with people. as for the visuals... ethan& #39;s fear is just funny to me im sorry fnkrbruroglsihbvakhv
35: "if you& #39;re worried about starting a youtube channel without equipment, just do it. just start. you& #39;ll never know where you& #39;ll go from there." i love that sm, she deserves that gold play button omg
36: i would love for my nails to be done too. my god they did more in a year than i have in 10
37: the idea of being taped is scary but intriguing. im glad i dont have to do it tho since they did URWFWOBRWKU
38: so the pain they explained in this vid was mostly physical, but i cant imagine the shit they went through emotionally. i love them both.
39: JACKKKKK. pleasee i love them sm. acts of kindness man. unmatched.
40: doggies!! simple videos like this always amaze me, they are such good content creators even without much resources
41. ETHAN IN A SUIT OMFG!!! badass. and a mukbang??? oh my god
42. NOT THE GLUE ON MARKS BEARD... AND THE FUR ETHAN NOOOOO
43. i stopped for a while bc i found out about biden and now i am watching three grown men cover themselves in wax. rigkwbghwrbgrhgrk
44. DAMN I WANT TO BEAT SHIT UP TOO. it looks so fun omg and the environment is safe sahd :((
45. OH here we go with the emotional pain scale... oh shit
46. this one includes "(amy please dont watch this video)" in the title and its concerning. duct tape jesus, help them please
47. staring contest. need i provide context, future lyn who is probs reading through this thread while crying?
