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ok after staring out the window for like 5 mins i made my own "Astrology" thread hahaha. It's pretty accurate "zodiac" stuff. Cool shit. Give a read if you want
Aries:you're nice, but have you considered drinking water? please drink some water. Seriously you're cool and awesome, but you need to drink water
Zodiac monster: Charizard
Taurus:you've been stressed lately because jupiter is in marinade. dw you'll be fine tho, you're a resilient motherfucker. A resilient motherfucker that needs to drink water
Zodiac monster: Teen Wolf Werewolf
Gemini:have you eaten a vegetable lately? meat is not a vegetable. you're friendly and sweet but also dehydrated. drink water
Zodiac monster: Viago played by Taika Waititi in WWDITS
Cancer:you are a sensitive soul, or so the moon tells me. i can't be sure i was a little drunk at the time. but what i AM sure of is that you need water. and your plants need water too so get to it
Zodiac monster: mothman
Leo:my good friend is a leo and she saved me from walking into traffic once. drink water for balanced electrolytes and a robust nervous system with optimal synapse firing so you too can stop a friend from accidentally walking into traffic
Zodiac monster: my friend
Virgo:you need to pet more cats/dogs/animals of your choice. if you don't have one find one. you're resourceful i'm sure you can do it. drink water and give your animal water also
Zodiac monster: Minotaur from Hades game
Libra:you get along well with people but that's no excuse to not drink water. soda and coffee is bad water. drink good water. get some rest. when did you last sleep
Zodiac monster: The Windy (card) from CCS
Scorpio:i do not have a single scorpio friend? very strange. where are you. show yourself. I've heard scorpios are cool and i need someone to osmosis the cool from. here's a bottle of water. pspspsps
Zodiac monster: bald Kuroo Tetsurou
Saggitarius:very sexy of you to be so straightforward. pluto is transiting marmalade which means you have to drink a lot of water. centaurs are hot so by extension are you hot? could be.
Zodiac monster: the headless horseman's horse
Capricorn:how does it feel to share a zodiac sign with the ideal man Sawamura Daichi, you lucky bastards. That aside, y'all work really hard. take a break. drink water.
Zodiac monster: Gazira (Gazelle played by Shakira) from zootopia
Aquarius:we're cool enough that we can get away with using
unironically. cheers, here's a bottle of water. drink it.Zodiac monster: Shirou Oogami BNA (my thead my choice of monster for me)
Pisces:yall so damn sweet. venus is doing pirouettes into centigrade, which i think means something good. please drink water, or maybe some tea? it'll help with the stress.
Zodiac monster: Duchess from Aristocats as a catfish
ty for your time! I am a noob but a correct noob, i hope. Drink water and eat your meds and eat a fruit/vegetable. Take a walk and howl at the moon. Life is a cycle of ups and downs and i hope you have more ups than downs 
