Ok folks, we& #39;re doing it. After a brief distraction (re: lots of stuff and little motivation) we& #39;re cracking open Beowulf, translated by Maria Dahvana Headley...
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ...so far the best part of her amazing preface is a footnote on p. 11 speculating on the charms of translating Beowulf (Bee-hunter, i.e. Bear) as an actual warrior-bear. 10/10 would read...
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SHE TRANSLATES HWAET AS BRO NO FURTHER COMMENTS.
(jk I will definitely have further comments)
BRO!
                    
                                    
                    (jk I will definitely have further comments)
BRO!
                        
                        
                        English feud rules and ثأر are the same, and I will be teaching Beowulf alongside al-Khansa and Stetkevych& #39;s Mute Immortals from now on thanks for asking.* 
*to the two people who understand this, thanks for coming
                    
                                    
                    *to the two people who understand this, thanks for coming
                        
                        
                        "Sun-stitched" is the best kenning for gold brocade ever. I need a brocade lounge coat.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Grendel& #39;s a dude who eats other dudes and is descended from Cain. Y& #39;all didn& #39;t tell me there was a Jewish character in here!!!
(This, btw, is a good Jew joke.)
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                
                (This, btw, is a good Jew joke.)
                        
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