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So I’m going to watch Starwars for the first time and my roomates are currently arguing over the watching order and I’m just.... the 4th movie. Is the first movie? Then why is it the 4th. IF ITS THE FIRST???? And I feel like this is the right mood for this tho.
I’ve seen the new movies 7/8 and rogue one so we’re watching all the old ones and I have NO CLUE anything else about sw so it’s gonna be a wild ride. I know Anakin is Darth Vader and Luke and Leias dad and like truly that’s it
First opinion. The Darth Vader choking thing... pretty hot. And also GOD I LOVE 70s CHUNKY WHITE FUTURE AESTHETIC
HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING CG HORSE LIZARD JUST TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD IT WAS SO JARRING also R2 is so sassy damn
We just met Obi-wan and he seems nice
He just GIVES THIS CHILD A LIGHTSABER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT??????
FORCE CHOKE EXTREMELY SEXYYYY HELLO?????
I HATE THE ADDED CG SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
Han Solo seems like a dude whos like I’m an idiot but a really good one and I like that in a man
@cocaprodimus just explained the Parsec thing and I stand by my claim and also I love him
I HATE. CG JABBA
Also Han shooting Greedo is way better than them being pussies and making them both shoot (rin explained to me it was a change)
Also Han shooting Greedo is way better than them being pussies and making them both shoot (rin explained to me it was a change)
I’m THEY JUST BLEW UP A WHOLE ASS PLANET EXCUSE ME?????
Disney plus...... please.....
Cucked again by the mouse.
Oh no the boys are fighting it’s ok Luke and Han your both pretty
All black back ground character c3po model droid walks by: that droid fucks
Also all the practical effects are SO COOL I’m loving all of it
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HANS IMPROV ON THE LITTLE SPEAKER IS IMMACULATE I LOVE AN IDIOT MAN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
Oh GARBAGE MONSTER IS SO GROSSSSSTHE TRASH IS SO WET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
C3p0 thinking they’re dead was really cute tho
I love the way obi-wan like... hops around while he’s sneaking it’s very relatable
I feel like Darth Vader had lifts put in his fake legs or whatever he has so that the next time he saw Obi wan he’d be the taller one
Also quote from @cocaprodimus : I can’t believe Darth Vader is trans and wearing his Miku Binder!!!!
WHY WOULD OBI WAN PEACE OUT I FRONT OF LUKE JUST TO TRAUMATIZE HIM???? WTF I THOT U WERE A NICE OLD MAN
Why isn’t the shooty gun holes in the falcon a Disney ride that would be so much fun????
Rebel Alliance says Brunettes ONLY.
I LOVE HOW VADERS JUST LIKe fuck y’all suck I’m going out myself when they’re at the death star
Man this makes me miss original star tours now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">
HOLY SHIT THE WHOLE THING JUST FUCKING EXPLODES IM FUCKING LOOOOOOSING IT RIGHT NOW
It just POOF GONE ALL AT ONCE IDK WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LOOSE IT
It just POOF GONE ALL AT ONCE IDK WHY THIS IS MAKING ME LOOSE IT
Also I can NOT believe that you don’t know they’re siblings in the first movie the BAITING IS INSANE????? Wh y ....
