for legal reasons
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                        THE FRINGES ARE GIVING ME FLASHBACKS
AND CADDY LADS??? DAN WHY??? I ALREADY HATE IT HERE
                    
                                    
                    AND CADDY LADS??? DAN WHY??? I ALREADY HATE IT HERE
                        
                        
                        “which i thought sounds like the most boring thing ever” — DAMN RIGHT PHILIP
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “don’t let him fool you with that large thing” — and other things phil lester had said  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">
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                        “ah, ah, ohhh, that is arousing me” — and OTHER things phil lester has said
also, those are the ugliest golf balls i have ever seen no offense (yes offense)
                    
                                    
                    also, those are the ugliest golf balls i have ever seen no offense (yes offense)
                        
                        
                        “our two little balls next to each other psyching each other out” — THAT’S IT! I AM TAKING AWAY THEIR RIGHT TO SPEAK WTF
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “wooow get a room balls” “its inside mine” — SHUT UP! PLEASE! I HATE IT AND THEY HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED PLAYING YET I NEED A FUCKIMG BREAK
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        what the fuck is happening i’m so confused
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “you’re awful” — DAN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP DON’T BLAME PHIL
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SOMEONE STOP THEM PLEASE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ok dan you furry
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “time for danny to put it right in there” — i am so tired. please stop. 
do i need to tag this thread as nsfw now??? DAN!!!
                    
                                    
                    do i need to tag this thread as nsfw now??? DAN!!!
                        
                        
                        this is literally so boring help
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        dan shut the fuck up — oh, OH, that was a good shot
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “phil doesn’t like to whack it and see what happens” “yeah i like to plan my whacking” — i promise i’m ok  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">
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                        “100% chance of pregnancy” — GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I AM HATING THIS MORE AND MORE THIS IS TORTURE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “oh baby baby” “how was i supposed to golf” — I AM BLOCKING AIR! WHERE TF IS SHE! I AM BLOCKING HER!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “i am having a pleasant afternoon, are you?” — wELL LUCKY YOU, DANIEL, BECAUSE I AM NOT! I! AM! NOT!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “the hype” — WHAT HYPE??? I – you know what, i’m fast forwarding a few minutes i can’t – i literally CAN’T –
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        G A S P
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        not me fast forwarding the last few minutes i have a fucking headache please help
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “whoosh oh oh oh oh awwwww”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “i can see the hole. get wrecked.” — *laughs brokenly*
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “you’ll never be free from this hell” — yay  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">
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wait. is it done? it is?! OH MY GOD THANK GOD I AM ALIVE AGAIN!!! LET ME JUST WATCH THE END PEACEFULLY NOW WHEW
                    
                                    
                    wait. is it done? it is?! OH MY GOD THANK GOD I AM ALIVE AGAIN!!! LET ME JUST WATCH THE END PEACEFULLY NOW WHEW
i am now dead inside and i hate the series even more now. hope you are fucking happy air
 
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