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"Hey, you said there would be loads of deaths if we didn& #39;t social distance...so we social distanced... and there wasn& #39;t *that* many deaths. That means it& #39;s safe to go back to normal now, because there wasn& #39;t many deaths"
This is the stupid argument I keep seeing.
This is the stupid argument I keep seeing.
"Hey you said the fire would spread to the rest of the house if we didn& #39;t contain it to the kitchen...which we did...and the house didn& #39;t burn down. That means it& #39;s okay to set fire to the kitchen and walk away again"
"Hey you said I& #39;d ruin this soup of I didn& #39;t tighten the lid of the salt shaker...so I tightened it...and the soup tastes fine, so that means I can untighten th...
"Hey you said I need to stop eating pennies or I& #39;ll die...so I stopped...and now I& #39;m not dead. That mea...
"Hey you said this horse would kick me if I kept flicking it& #39;s bollocks...so I stopped...
"Hey you said once the cheese gets tiny I have to stop grating it...so I stopped...and now my hand is intact...that means...
STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID AND/OR CONTRARIAN
