Read on Twitter
thread on some of the reasons why i believe that harry styles doesn’t actually exist:
firstly: ageing. it clearly does not apply to him.
secondly: he’s just a little ~too~ talented. it scares me and makes me suspicious bc surely this much skill can’t naturally exist in a single person... i’m not buying it.
thirdly: he somehow looks so good across all of his different eras... like how could this be true?
honourable mention:
this photo is proof enough that he is literally too perfect to realistically exist
this photo is proof enough that he is literally too perfect to realistically exist
also these ones: real people just don’t tend to look ~that~ good with damp hair. i, personally, look like a drowned rat. (will not be providing evidence for the latter statement. just trust me.)
prince hair: need i say more?
literally every song by him is proof that he’s too incredible to actually be real. incredible vocals? check. phenomenal lyrics? check. impeccable vibes? check.
also worth mentioning: liam’s 16th wasn’t sad, liam’s not scared of spoons, the trampoline campout wasn’t them, niall’s mic wasn’t off, and harry doesn’t have asthma... is it too much of a stretch to suggest that harry styles himself is a figment of our imagination ?? i think not
all i’m saying is that if things seem too good to be true, they often are.
so next time you think “wow harry styles is so perfect! literally how is he real” ... idk maybe he’s just not real
so next time you think “wow harry styles is so perfect! literally how is he real” ... idk maybe he’s just not real
anyways this was fun i love harry sm
