I have a story.
A LOVE STORY.
About 10 years ago, my lovely pal @Michlan was doing a Twitter advent calendar where she would invite her chums to open the doors and there would be some weird picture or other she drew. Someone called @Pochyemu opened it.
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    A LOVE STORY.
About 10 years ago, my lovely pal @Michlan was doing a Twitter advent calendar where she would invite her chums to open the doors and there would be some weird picture or other she drew. Someone called @Pochyemu opened it.
                        
                        
                        Which is obviously really fucking annoying, but meant I ended up having An Exchange with  @Pochyemu about what was behind the door (it was a picture of a dead robin. Because sure why the fuck not?)
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                    
                            
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        A couple of weeks passed, I made some lame joke to  @neilhimself, and that brought her out of the woodwork again.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                    
                            
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Only the second time I had ever interacted with her and suddenly, just because I’ve read a popular book by a popular author, now I have to marry her? Because she demanded it and now I just have to do it? Like I’m just so suggestible? WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        We met, we became friends, it turns out she was the best human being I ever met, and today I got to marry her because even in this god-awful year, I’m the luckiest fucker I know.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                
                        
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