If I get 420 followers by midnight, I’ll eat 500 mg in edibles #NoComradesUnder1k
Down the hatch. 45-60 mins for them to kick in. Cheers comrades! But gotdamn that was quick. How about I eat 500mg more if I reach 1000 followers by midnight. But listen, I’m in the weed industry and I have a high tolerance. Please be safe if you’re dosing this high
Hoooold up they’re kicking in at 30 mins. That literally never happens. I feel like I’m about to have an interesting night 

I can’t prove it but I think my cats are aware of how high I am and they’re plotting against me. Keeping an eye on them
Will report back
Will report back
Im hungry af and I’m making pizza. Pics coming soon
Oh and regarding the felines. I gave them catnip to level the playing field
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