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Jessicas Death Noodles from Malaysia (a thread)
Why am I here again? Åh yeah. To die
Long story short. Jessica posted a pic of her eating hot noodles and my dumb brain thought “can’t be that hot” so I ordered thise noodles and it was later I found out how hot they acutally were
Long story short. Jessica posted a pic of her eating hot noodles and my dumb brain thought “can’t be that hot” so I ordered thise noodles and it was later I found out how hot they acutally were
Yesterday they came and I forgot about them so I wondered what this box did outside my front door. I made this face when I opened the box
So what now you might ask? Well. I’m cooking my own death rn. Will I regret this? 100%. Will I die? 99% sure
They are done
Taste like noodles but hot after some time
My stomac don’t want any more of this and I’m already running out of milk after a few bites
I threw up
Symptoms:
• Small “fever”
• Hot
• Stomac is sh!t
• Body says no so I threw up (happy it wasn’t the other way out)
• Small “fever”
• Hot
• Stomac is sh!t
• Body says no so I threw up (happy it wasn’t the other way out)
Me vs my body
Had to quit and ate cake instead
My stomac is still jumpy
Still ok but I think that if I took off my pants and put my a$$ in the air I could create a stinky volcano
Sorry for the images I made in your head ...
Sorry for the images I made in your head ...
I just pissed out of my a$$
We are done here. This thread is closed. No more
We are done here. This thread is closed. No more
