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im playing oregon trail but with dragon age origins characters because of the joke "wagon age oregon", a thread:
we& #39;re going to be a farmer from illinois bc it has the most raw ferelden energy
the core four and the HoF go wagon ageing
we& #39;re gonna leave in march bc from my math that i could not remember or summarize for you if i tried, that& #39;s more or less when origins& #39; plot starts
this is the quartermaster at ostagar i guess his name is matt now. i was going to joke about this being matt mercer the dm but for some reason i don& #39;t think matt is anywhere in dragon age. criminal truly
this is how we& #39;re spending our money. if it goes poorly ummm it was alistair& #39;s fault???? cos i accidentally made him the wagon leader which i know he already hates sorry honey
so far vibes good
a nice river where nothing will go wrong i am sure :)
we are going to cross this...... somehow,
also i feel dangerously low on food already. this is a good sign considering we are ten to fifteen days into this journey across the country
ethel beavers atlantis voice: we& #39;re all gonna die
vibes? we waited a day and the river got shallower lets see if this works
alistair how could u do this to us. vibe check failed right at the end
LELIANA NO
IM AFRAID and also very bad at this hunting minigame as it turns out
THE BARTERING SYSTEM.......i shake my fist
HOW, ZEVRAN ARAINAI. HOW
exalted plains confirmed
we are crossing another river. this time we are gonna try to float across w some caulk let& #39;s see how it goes. alistair don& #39;t blow this for us
VICTORY!!!!! GOOD JOB ALISTAIR
sigh ok lets go. into the hinterlands?? I GUESS.... only the hinterlands would be this much nothing
come on mahariel GET IT TOGETHER!!! you& #39;re a l33t huntress get GOOD please
the music here hits. the dawn be comin. everyone pls imagine that in that pink snuggie is leliana and zevran and mahariel all together cos they are all INJURED OR SICK
the years start coming and they don& #39;t stop coming
i am so low on food hahahaa
IT IS NEARLY MAY PLEASE
if this game were assassin& #39;s creed we& #39;d climb this shit but alas it is not. if we COULD climb it who do u think would make it to the top, zev, ali, or leli. morrigan is disqualified bc she can turn into both a bird and a giant spider
i will continue this thread tmrw for now we camp at chimney rock
