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my boyfriend guesses the names of animal crossing villagers: a thread
“Strawbella”
“Popo” ?????
“It’s like a stupidly overly fabulous name... Oliver”
“Bozo” 
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After looking at him with an extremely pained expression, “... Jonathan”
“He gives me vacation vibes... Randy”
“Spooky. My second guess would’ve been like, Ouchie or something”
“I don’t know, it makes me kind of sad though. I want to say... Depresso”
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Bonus: the personality types are...
“Snuchi, Sporty, Glutton(?), Smart, Normal, Lazy, and Special”
(Me: what are the old man villagers?) “Republicans”
“Snuchi, Sporty, Glutton(?), Smart, Normal, Lazy, and Special”
(Me: what are the old man villagers?) “Republicans”
