I didn’t think that we, New Yorkers, would have to talk about this, but I guess we do: HOW TO TIP IN THE TIME OF COVID
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Did I want to leave the cardholder’s name and identifying information so everyone could see it? Yes. Do I have a new nemesis? ALSO YES
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        The circumstances are not relevant because this tip is abhorrent regardless BUT: this is a great sushi restaurant in our neighborhood that has been closed since March but opened back up like, yesterday
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I was there to pick up my food, because they are doing carry out only (which: FINE! They call you when your order is almost ready, how considerate!) and saw this left on the table they set up as a makeshift take out window
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        This place is going OVER THE TOP in terms of social distancing. Calling you when your order is ready, as I mentioned. Spraying my card, the pen, the receipt with hand sanitizer.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And this ASSHOLE, WHOSE NAME I KNOW, left FIVE PERCENT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        New York City as we know it is (potentially??) over. Restaurants will be FOREVER changed. And this cocksucker tips two fucking dollars and change on his dinner. TWO AMERICAN DOLLARS
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        You need to tip twenty percent — AT LEAST — on all take out orders right now. AT LEAST.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        YES EVEN ON TAKE OUT. EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DRIVE OR WALK TO GET YOUR FOOD. SHUT UP AND DO IT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        If you have the capacity to tip more, TIP MORE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        The restaurant industry is getting decimated and HEY GUESS WHAT THIS WAS A SUSHI RESTAURANT YOU HAVE TO BE A LITERAL IDIOT TO NOT KNOW HOW ASIAN PEOPLE ARE BEING TREATED RIGHT NOW TIP MORE THAN FIVE PERCENT YOU ASS SPONGE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Thank you for your time.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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