Stuffing is actually disgusting and I’ll die believing that

Also, if you eat catfish, idfwy. It’s so dirty tasting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">

While I’m at it, vegetables don’t belong in a mf’in dessert. Keep that carrot cake out of my face

And for a lil dazzle dazzle, mushrooms are a rubbery sin

Had to save the best for last- those soft ass sugar cookies with frosting on them? You know the ones I’m talking about. Yeah, those are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗑" title="Wastebasket" aria-label="Emoji: Wastebasket"> too