Thread of being a parent: my son will grab and squeeze the nipple he’s not feeding from. That shit hurts

When he’s eating his baby food and he doesn’t want it he’ll blow bubbles and spit it at me

If he doesn’t get his way he’ll fake cry and scream at me til he does what he wants

If I tell him no, he’ll look at me and stop what he’s about to do then check a few secs later to see if I’m looking, and if I’m not he’ll try doing it again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> or if I say no again he’ll move a little and stop https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

When I’m giving him a bath he’ll try and stand up the whole time and escape the bath. Since he knows how to stand now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

When I’m changing his diaper he’ll roll and try to crawl away from me because he loves being naked https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

If you guys are a parent feel free to add onto this thread