When Darth Vader gives a handjob,it’s called a Grasp-And-Gasp.
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When Groot gives a handjob it’s called a Stump-and-Pump.
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When Medusa from Clash of the Titans gives a handjob, it’s called a Snake-and-Shake.
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When Godzilla gives a handjob it’s called a Teeny Arm Tugger.
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When Saron Stone’s killer character gives a handjob it’s called BASIC INSTROKE.
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When James Bond’s female boss dives a handjob it;s called a Dame Judi Dench Clench.
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If Storm gives a handjob it’s called a Breeze-and-Squeeze.
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