being clairsentient is like:

"I feel like—"

"I feel like he—"

"I know exactly how you& #39;re feeling—"

"I feel like she—"

*passes by a stranger and gets full body shivers*

"I can feel this bitch& #39;s energy—"

"I feel like you—"

*Aggressively holds back tears during sad films*

5 extra points if you& #39;ve ever walked into a room and walked right out

30 extra points if you& #39;ve ever immediately came at the same time as your partner on more than five occasions

50 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS if you& #39;ve ever cheated DEATH BY A MINUTE

70 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS IF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT EATS YOU ALIVEEEEEEEEE

70 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS FOR EVERY TIME YOU& #39;VE FELT SOMEONE MOVING FUNNY AROUND YOU

-10 POINTS FOR EVERY TIME YOU DECIDED NOT TO LISTEN TO THAT FEELING LMAOOO https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face"> LEARN YOUR LESSON PLEASE

300 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS IF YOU& #39;VE EVER ASKED SOMEONE IF THEY WERE LYING TO YOU AND YOU JUST FUCKING FELT THEIR PANIC SURGE THROUGH *YOUR* BODY BEFORE THEY ANSWERED AND KNEW THEY WERE LYING BUT HAD NO FUCKING PROOF https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> BITCHHHHHH

-200 POINTS IF YOU BELIEVED THEM https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">