Thread by @dusktillfajar, how to tell if it's zayn or not

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dusktillfajar

how to tell if it& #39;s zayn or not - a thread

if they& #39;re dancing it& #39;s not zayn

it they don& #39;t have a cigarette in either their hand or behind their ear or between their lips, it& #39;s not zayn. check the pockets too though. just in case.

if they& #39;re driving it& #39;s not zayn.

if they& #39;re in public it& #39;s not zayn

if they have a lizard on them or a cat that is inside out then it is zayn

if they are bald it is zayn

if they sound like an angel then it is zayn

if they& #39;re donating to the homeless then it is zayn

if they say "ill put you the fuck straight" it is zayn

if they love minions it is zayn

if they& #39;re drawing something it is zayn

if they& #39;re stylish they& #39;re zayn

if they prefer rice over roti they& #39;re not zayn

if they& #39;re on twitter they& #39;re not zayn

if they have internet connection they& #39;re not zayn

if they& #39;re the cutest mamu ever they& #39;re zayn

if they& #39;re praying they& #39;re not zayn

if they& #39;re in the tour bus they& #39;re not zayn

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if they& #39;re chilling on a farm they& #39;re zayn

if their mobile screen is broken they& #39;re zayn

if they still own and use a Nokia they& #39;re zayn

if they say "ask me if i give a motherfuck" they& #39;re zayn

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