every morning when we wake up, i tell my boyfriend a corny dad joke. today& #39;s joke was

what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

virgin mobile

Today& #39;s dad joke:

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob -me

(Confidently saying) How& #39;s it hanging?! -him

If we don& #39;t get support soon, ppl are gonna think we& #39;re nuts! -me

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He got mad at this one and told me to shut up lol

What do you call the useless piece of skin that is attached to the penis?

A man.

Ope he got me on the jokes today.

"What do you call a group of Karens?" -him

"What?" -me

"A privilege." -him

"Hey, why do Orphans like going to church so much?" -me

"Why?" -him

"Because when they go they get to call someone Father." -me

*both of us laugh hysterically*